Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Sep 30, 2013 3:08:50 pm PDT #7396 of 30000
Because books.

Question for those teaching college (for a character):

If I have a 33 or 34-year-old guy who's a chemist, and I want him teaching at the college level, what kind of degrees does he need to have? Is that too young to be teaching college? Or would it make more sense to have him in a research department?


hippocampus - Sep 30, 2013 3:14:40 pm PDT #7397 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

Amy - could he be a TA, second year into a PhD, someone who decided to go back to get his degree a little late?

so much ma for your sister, Burrell.


Amy - Sep 30, 2013 3:17:33 pm PDT #7398 of 30000
Because books.

He needs to be making a living, so ... no?


flea - Sep 30, 2013 3:18:42 pm PDT #7399 of 30000
information libertarian

People teaching college-level chemistry usually either have a PhD in chemistry or are graduate students studying for a PhD in chemistry. It's certainly possible to have a PhD in chemistry at 28, but it's also possible to still be a PhD student in early one's 30s. If he had a PhD, he could be an instructor (has a PhD, not tenure-track), an assistant professor (first tier of tenure track), or if he's a rock star he could be an associate professor already (tenured, usually starting 5-7 years after the PhD).


amych - Sep 30, 2013 3:20:38 pm PDT #7400 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

He wears the same shirt for each week's lectures, then changes for the following week.

He would.


msbelle - Sep 30, 2013 3:20:55 pm PDT #7401 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Did not take lunch today, ate at my desk and kept working, never left the trailer, and am working again at home. This is not what I am looking for in a job.


Strix - Sep 30, 2013 3:22:47 pm PDT #7402 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Burrell, I wish for all the best for your sister.

Amy, he could easily be a doctor at 33/34. He probably wouldn't be tenured, but teaching...yeah.

ION, DH's work has tomorrow off, whether or not the government shutdown goes through, and then he has 4 weeks of vaca accrued if it does. We are...nervous. Our finances are already in the toilet. Stupid pigfuckers.


Amy - Sep 30, 2013 3:24:06 pm PDT #7403 of 30000
Because books.

Can he be working full-time while studying for his PhD? Like, in a lab or something?

Is it unrealistic to have him already PhD'd at 33 or 34 and working as an instructor? And if he is doing that, how come he can't be tenure track?

Signed,

Completely clueless about science academia, but can't write another carpenter or photographer


Kat - Sep 30, 2013 3:24:19 pm PDT #7404 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Plei! I was totally thinking of you this morning (but I'm too forgetful to think of the context). I think it was to wonder how you and your family were doing. It was related to a Prius and how you said you would like a Prius if only it fit a jogging stroller. God. How long ago was that?!


flea - Sep 30, 2013 3:28:12 pm PDT #7405 of 30000
information libertarian

The academic job market is really tough right now, so lots of people are in Instructor positions, not tenure-track. They generally pay enough to live on. (Adjuncting doesn't - an instructor teaches full-time. An adjunct is paid on a per-class basis, generally poorly.)

A full-time PhD student in the sciences is generally paid, although not much. As a PhD student in engineering in 2002-2007, mr. flea made $20K a year. The pay is "earned" by lab work, project work, and sometimes teaching or TAing, etc. for the professor supervising the PhD. They take classes the first couple of years.