Gunn: Well, how horrible is this thing? Lorne: I haven't read the Book of Revelations lately, but if I was searching for adjectives, I'd probably start there.

'Hell Bound'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 25, 2013 1:48:11 pm PDT #6649 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Thanks for skipping and skimming my posts, LeN. Good thing I'm all cried out for the day already...


le nubian - Sep 25, 2013 1:54:01 pm PDT #6650 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

oh ita! I've been prepping for class. My apologies. I thought I caught everything, but damn.


flea - Sep 25, 2013 2:11:47 pm PDT #6651 of 30000
information libertarian

Nothing, IMO, will top the Jane Eyre/dinosaur joke made here and immortalized in the BRQG. I can't remember the setup, but the punch line is, "Reader, I trampled him."


Sue - Sep 25, 2013 2:17:29 pm PDT #6652 of 30000
hip deep in pie

I thought the punch line was "Reader, I ate him."


Jessica - Sep 25, 2013 2:20:56 pm PDT #6653 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Definitely trampled - the setup was a misspelling of Bronte as Bronto (typo or autocorrect).


-t - Sep 25, 2013 2:29:23 pm PDT #6654 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I would have misidentified that as a Jane Austen rather than Jane Eyre joke, because I am ignorant, but I would have laughed, because it is funny.


-t - Sep 25, 2013 2:41:31 pm PDT #6655 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I have an appointment to get my hair cut tomorrow at the place with the shampoo station inside the old vault. I have no idea what I want, I just know I don't look how my hair is now. I hope they can work with that.


Juliebird - Sep 25, 2013 2:48:51 pm PDT #6656 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

I haven't had a proper haircut since May. I've been doing homejobs ever since, and I need to stop doing that so the stylists have something to work with, but, man, I need to chop the back so I don't have a ski jump from tilting my head back.

Also, too much hair in the drain and on my comb, good lord, I don't want to go to the doctor about thinning hair. I swear, everything my mother is afflicted with in her mid-sixties, I'm being assaulted by in my mid-thirties. I blame it on her being engulfed in pesticides on Long Island in the fifties and passing bad genetics onto me.


Sue - Sep 25, 2013 2:49:08 pm PDT #6657 of 30000
hip deep in pie

I can't believe I misremembered that punchline.


-t - Sep 25, 2013 2:54:24 pm PDT #6658 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My last haircut was also May, I think. Hard to remember.