Nothing, IMO, will top the Jane Eyre/dinosaur joke made here and immortalized in the BRQG. I can't remember the setup, but the punch line is, "Reader, I trampled him."
Wesley: Illyria can be...difficult. Testing her might be hard without getting someone seriously hurt. Angel: We'll make Spike do it. Wesley: Good.
'Underneath'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
flea - Sep 25, 2013 2:11:47 pm PDT #6651 of 30000
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Sue - Sep 25, 2013 2:17:29 pm PDT #6652 of 30000
hip deep in pie
I thought the punch line was "Reader, I ate him."
Jessica - Sep 25, 2013 2:20:56 pm PDT #6653 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Definitely trampled - the setup was a misspelling of Bronte as Bronto (typo or autocorrect).
-t - Sep 25, 2013 2:29:23 pm PDT #6654 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I would have misidentified that as a Jane Austen rather than Jane Eyre joke, because I am ignorant, but I would have laughed, because it is funny.
-t - Sep 25, 2013 2:41:31 pm PDT #6655 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I have an appointment to get my hair cut tomorrow at the place with the shampoo station inside the old vault. I have no idea what I want, I just know I don't look how my hair is now. I hope they can work with that.
Juliebird - Sep 25, 2013 2:48:51 pm PDT #6656 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
I haven't had a proper haircut since May. I've been doing homejobs ever since, and I need to stop doing that so the stylists have something to work with, but, man, I need to chop the back so I don't have a ski jump from tilting my head back.
Also, too much hair in the drain and on my comb, good lord, I don't want to go to the doctor about thinning hair. I swear, everything my mother is afflicted with in her mid-sixties, I'm being assaulted by in my mid-thirties. I blame it on her being engulfed in pesticides on Long Island in the fifties and passing bad genetics onto me.
Sue - Sep 25, 2013 2:49:08 pm PDT #6657 of 30000
hip deep in pie
I can't believe I misremembered that punchline.
-t - Sep 25, 2013 2:54:24 pm PDT #6658 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
My last haircut was also May, I think. Hard to remember.
Jesse - Sep 25, 2013 2:56:29 pm PDT #6659 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I just made a haircut appointment yesterday! But it's not until next Friday. I write the date on the stylist's card, so I know my last cut was the end of June.
-t - Sep 25, 2013 3:01:37 pm PDT #6660 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Oh, I have my last appointment in iCal and it was in March. Longer than I thought, but changing salons is hard.