Here's the Cafe Gratitude menu. (Or, one of them, anyway. They've got a bunch of locations in California, and I think they're opening a new one in Kansas City, or somewhere really unlikely-sounding like that. [link] )
Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.
'Shindig'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
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Hil R. - Sep 22, 2013 7:28:40 am PDT #6092 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Laura - Sep 22, 2013 7:31:19 am PDT #6093 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
I won't go to those restaurants anyway, because they're the ones where all the dishes have names like "I am empowered" or "I am enlightened," and you have to order by saying, "I am enlightened," and then the waiter responds, "You are enlightened."
That is really hysterical! And yeah, I wouldn't eat there either.
Hil R. - Sep 22, 2013 7:31:27 am PDT #6094 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
It looks like the menus at the locations other than the Berkeley one don't have all the "I am" things. I know they used to. I guess people in places other than Berkeley weren't as willing to play along.
Amy - Sep 22, 2013 7:32:29 am PDT #6095 of 30000
Because books.
Okay, who's opening the restaurant where the menu items are all, "I'm bitter" and "I'm disillusioned" and "I'm fucking peeved"?
Jesse - Sep 22, 2013 7:32:40 am PDT #6096 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I am...going to punch you in the face if you don't bring me some quinoa.
Pix - Sep 22, 2013 7:33:34 am PDT #6097 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
That would be the Roadkill Cafe. No kidding.
Pix - Sep 22, 2013 7:33:35 am PDT #6098 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
Didn't need to be said twice.
brenda m - Sep 22, 2013 7:33:47 am PDT #6099 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
We were just talking about that in NOLA.
Amy - Sep 22, 2013 7:35:05 am PDT #6100 of 30000
Because books.
Oh man, sign me up.
the bar menu must be awesome! "I'm sloppy," "I'm depressed," "I'm in denial."
Laura - Sep 22, 2013 7:39:37 am PDT #6101 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Here's the Cafe Gratitude menu.
The menu does look tasty, but I would have to order on line or something because I couldn't bring myself to order "I am pure" out loud under any circumstances.
Indeed the Buffista alternative would surely thrive right across the street from Cafe Gratitude.