I won't go to those restaurants anyway, because they're the ones where all the dishes have names like "I am empowered" or "I am enlightened," and you have to order by saying, "I am enlightened," and then the waiter responds, "You are enlightened."
That is really hysterical! And yeah, I wouldn't eat there either.
It looks like the menus at the locations other than the Berkeley one don't have all the "I am" things. I know they used to. I guess people in places other than Berkeley weren't as willing to play along.
Okay, who's opening the restaurant where the menu items are all, "I'm bitter" and "I'm disillusioned" and "I'm fucking peeved"?
I am...going to punch you in the face if you don't bring me some quinoa.
That would be the Roadkill Cafe. No kidding.
Didn't need to be said twice.
We were just talking about that in NOLA.
Oh man, sign me up.
the bar menu must be awesome! "I'm sloppy," "I'm depressed," "I'm in denial."
Here's the Cafe Gratitude menu.
The menu does look tasty, but I would have to order on line or something because I couldn't bring myself to order "I am pure" out loud under any circumstances.
Indeed the Buffista alternative would surely thrive right across the street from Cafe Gratitude.
I would like to eat at the Fight Club version of that today. I am Jack's complete inability to do housework sounds about right for lunch.