Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Sep 17, 2013 6:48:43 pm PDT #5587 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

brenda, when PG&E came and dug in my yard for a leak, they were very quick and tidy about it, if that's any consolation.


Steph L. - Sep 17, 2013 6:50:53 pm PDT #5588 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Who wants a wedding spoiler?

Program, page 1.

Program, page 2. It folds into a tri-fold dealie (which is why "So You're Attending A Wedding" is on the far right of the first page). We are smartasses.


-t - Sep 17, 2013 6:56:13 pm PDT #5589 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Ooh, excellent program!

If there are beekeeper dance-offs for prime centerpiece swag, I hope someone posts the video.


Amy - Sep 17, 2013 6:59:42 pm PDT #5590 of 30000
Because books.

Teppy is THE BEST. ("That wasn't a question, but we will.")


le nubian - Sep 17, 2013 7:27:42 pm PDT #5591 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

kat,

do you have to use that prompt? He won't understand it, I don't think. Can you ask him to write an essay about a situation he misunderstood? that might be easier.


Steph L. - Sep 17, 2013 7:32:33 pm PDT #5592 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Teppy is THE BEST. ("That wasn't a question, but we will.")

I wrote 90% of it, since I am the wordsmith in the house (and Smartass-in-Chief). When Tim read through it for the first time, he got to that non-question, didn't even read the answer, and said, "That isn't a question, you know."

I just raised my eyebrows and pointed to the answer. Don't mess with the Smartass-in-Chief, son. It won't end well.


Cass - Sep 17, 2013 7:34:47 pm PDT #5593 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

There should be a secret racecar driver dance. I need this. For reasons.


Steph L. - Sep 17, 2013 7:37:36 pm PDT #5594 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

There should be a secret racecar driver dance. I need this. For reasons.

I'll let you know if we see one.

Man, I really want there to be a secret beekeeper danceoff.


Scrappy - Sep 17, 2013 8:33:48 pm PDT #5595 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

That program is BRILLIANT.


meara - Sep 17, 2013 9:24:34 pm PDT #5596 of 30000

Sometimes I look at my last post and think of the person who used to make Top Ramen with frozen vegetables and an egg, and wonder how I got here.

See, and to me that sounds brilliant and kinda fancy. I mean...it's fancier than heating up a frozen dinner, which is what I do! I honestly think my cooking skills have probably regressed in the past few years, I cook so little.