I like money better than people. People can so rarely be exchanged for goods and/or services!

Willow ,'Showtime'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Sep 09, 2013 8:42:24 am PDT #4726 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Amy, good lord. I hope she is only bruised.

Oddly, I think much of the pain I can't avoid still is bruising. My bruise is still blue, deep blue! It should be well onto yellow by now. But I do want points for it still being in my heel and not into my toes.

Still, the quickest pain is me letting blood flow back to it. Lying on my right side for 30 seconds=first flush of pain.

HOW DUMB, STILL. IT HAS BEEN FOUR WEEKS. THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN OVER LONG AGO. Still, addressed pretty simply with ice and elevation, but not politely at the office. Boss is okay with half days, tho.

I should say still again. Still still still Stiles Stilinski moonshine still.

Oh, and re: work: HA! That's all I got for now.


Kate P. - Sep 09, 2013 9:05:22 am PDT #4727 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Oh, Burrell. How awful for all of you. I'm so sorry.


Dana - Sep 09, 2013 9:17:12 am PDT #4728 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Sitting at an airport gate and loudly playing a game on your personal device without headphones is the worst thing ever, right?


Dana - Sep 09, 2013 9:18:30 am PDT #4729 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Extra info: I think it might be Mortal Kombat. Is that still a thing?


Jesse - Sep 09, 2013 9:34:09 am PDT #4730 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Worst thing ever, yes.

That's probably the same person who watches DVDs on the subway, also without headphones.


le nubian - Sep 09, 2013 9:35:13 am PDT #4731 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

my favorite are the people who do this in restaurants.


le nubian - Sep 09, 2013 9:35:52 am PDT #4732 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

really? you really need to finish that movie in a restaurant? this most often happens with kids, but I have seen adults do it too.

the restaurant is not your living room.


§ ita § - Sep 09, 2013 9:37:21 am PDT #4733 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I recently sat in an AAA waiting area with a guy my father's age while he played some perky Bejewelled variant with the volume cranked to FUCK DA POLICE and he was not responding to dirty looks. I mean, if I was in focus for him.


Steph L. - Sep 09, 2013 9:38:59 am PDT #4734 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Has this not been posted yet? Batman and Captain America save cat from burning house: [link] You can't make this shit up. AWESOME. (Watch the video at the link. It's SO worth it.)


§ ita § - Sep 09, 2013 9:44:05 am PDT #4735 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When Bad things happen to Good people, we're here to help

I have every conviction (whatevs) that Dufflebag, Scofflaw, and Pumple, Esq know exactly how capitalisation really works, and they just prefer to have their ad look like the above (from Steph's link). And part of me thinks "Why not Things and People? Can't we be fake German enough???"