Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Sep 06, 2013 4:37:27 am PDT #4468 of 30000
Because books.

I've never heard of it!


Sophia Brooks - Sep 06, 2013 5:11:11 am PDT #4469 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Hey Amy-- Did you see this video? (Wait for it in the middle) [link]


Amy - Sep 06, 2013 5:14:32 am PDT #4470 of 30000
Because books.

No! THANK YOU! Cutieheads.


§ ita § - Sep 06, 2013 5:47:45 am PDT #4471 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I want today off, you don't even understand. All I want to do is cry, thinking of today, thinking of working Sunday morning.

I want to cry because I ate a handful of popcorn a co-worker offered me yesterday, because I rolled over on my right side in my sleep, because my migraine doctor doesn't want to medicate my cervical facet pain.

I am exhausted, so much hurts, and I can't even do a full load of laundry yet (I can manage a half load at a time).

If this position doesn't work out and I have to go back to a job where Sunday mornings are a regular periodic expectation...I don't know.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 06, 2013 6:12:37 am PDT #4472 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

feel better vibes beaming your way, ita.

People who know Texas and Louisiana--I am trying to figure out what to go see on my drive from Galveston to New Orleans. Any suggestions?

You could stop off in Houma and see the depressed backwoods bayou setting of the Swamp Thing comics!

Yeah, OK, I don't know much about points of interest in that part of the South before you hit New Orleans, and the locals can steer you far better once you arrive there. Baton Rouge probably has a number of attractions that could be interesting, though their events calendar doesn't have that much going on during the week before the 13th.


Amy - Sep 06, 2013 6:14:52 am PDT #4473 of 30000
Because books.

Oh, ita. I'm sorry. I don't know what cervical facet pain is, but it doesn't sound good.

I do hope you get overtime for the Sunday stuff.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 06, 2013 6:34:35 am PDT #4474 of 30000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Congrats to CFerg on the new arrival: [link]


Amy - Sep 06, 2013 6:42:07 am PDT #4475 of 30000
Because books.

For a minute, I was like, Craig Ferguson's wife had another baby?!

So sweet. Baby!


§ ita § - Sep 06, 2013 6:47:01 am PDT #4476 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I fucking knew it! Like, before he said anything, I knew she was in labour, and texted him. That was kinda creepy, because it's a week before her due date.. The child and I clearly have a bond...


Sophia Brooks - Sep 06, 2013 6:51:23 am PDT #4477 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I thought the same think as Amy!