What is the best horror story you can come up with in two sentences. : AskReddit

My faves:

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

and:

I just saw my reflection blink.

Sent 11 emails out individually. Already received responses from three: Chief HR Officer, Vice President, and President of the company. VP said "[I] believe there are opportunities that you can bring your passion and expertise for our mutual benefit. I’m sure you will be hearing from T shortly with a possible next step." CHRO said they'll be in touch early next week.

I think this is a good sign? Oh please, please let it be a good sign.

Amy, I totally agree that everyone else = strangers. You all are...you.

Yeah, that's a great sign. People usually don't write back at all either way to thank-you notes, IME.

Woot! And I just heard back from my former coworker who recruited me (who is their VP of Sales and Marketing and would be my boss). I did good. He's gotten positive feedback so far, and he'll get back to me early next week.

OMG, I might be able to breathe.

Thank you all for the advice and support!

Yay Maria, very excited for you!

I'm prepping some eBay packages to go out, and I just realized I was contemplating two sets of return address stickers and wondering which one would make me seem more cool. I do not need to be judged by my postal supplies.

That's an excellent sign, Maria! All fingers crossed.

I just saw my reflection blink.

I just read a piece yesterday on a project that manipulates your reflection in real time to make it (you?) frown or smile. Apparently this affects your mood--if your reflection smiles at you, you get happier, and vice versa.

Apparently also, if your reflection smiles at you, you prefer the scarf you just tried on. You've been warned.

Today I decided to choose my outfit from the tights up, and when I opened my tights drawer I had an unopened pair of hot pink argyle tights. So far I've gotten three compliments, one including "I love you." From some co-workers I can accept that, it seems.

Since I left the development team, the team has given the main business unit I work(ed) with no status updates--I've been out both days those meetings were scheduled, and the rest of IT just bailed on the meetings and didn't tell them anything. I'm trying to convince the remaining business analyst that a) the business unit still needs to know the status of their tickets and b) I don't know the status of their tickets anymore.

His reply? "They don't have any open tickets." The truth? They have 30 odd. Some of which are actually being worked on, so their statuses change. But somehow, they were not going to need to know.

Kinda like the question I was asked earlier this week "Are we done doing this task?" "I dunno--did you check and see if it works now?" ::crickets::

If you're playing along, no, it didn't work, despite them theoretically having finished the task steps.

NOT MY DIVISION t /LeStrade