Lorne: My little prince. Oh…what did they do to you? Angel: Nina…tried to…eat me. Lorne: Oh, you're--medic! You're gonna make it Angel. Just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?

'Smile Time'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Aug 20, 2013 2:32:52 pm PDT #3094 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Today's evil (for values of evil that include making people clap their hands in glee when you bring them some), courtesy of Costco

My parents got some of that at Christmas. I was surprisingly into it!

Dana, you have neglected to account for the schmoozing.


Dana - Aug 20, 2013 2:33:41 pm PDT #3095 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Curse you, schmoozing! Mama is hungry!


Dana - Aug 20, 2013 2:36:57 pm PDT #3096 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

And I have to say, this job posting sounds a little bit like hell.

Help, we need experienced script writers ASAP!

Our client, a large oil and gas company, needs help writing a script.

The script needs to be 15-20 minutes long, and will involve actors and incorporate a game.

The ideal candidate does not need to have experience writing for Oil and Gas - but is an entertaining and witty writer.


Burrell - Aug 20, 2013 2:42:03 pm PDT #3097 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I think I am all used up. I feel empty. Plus I am starting to make mistakes right and left. Not a good way to start the semester.


§ ita § - Aug 20, 2013 2:46:32 pm PDT #3098 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Today's evil (for values of evil that include making people clap their hands in glee when you bring them some), courtesy of Costco:

Okay, seriously. Now you are kidding, right? I was with it as long as I could imagine cheesecake, even overly sweet, but they had to bring the salt up again.


Lee - Aug 20, 2013 2:48:50 pm PDT #3099 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

NomNomNom


§ ita § - Aug 20, 2013 2:56:29 pm PDT #3100 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had a random grab bag of Kind low-glycemic granola bars, and I was digging into the last one, and it totally tasted like I'd...brushed it in something. Which made no sense, because the other stuff I was eating were tangerines.

Then I checked the label, and...chili. Now, I don't mind it in my chocolate. I kinda explicitly like it in my chocolate. Not in my granola bars, though.


-t - Aug 20, 2013 2:58:45 pm PDT #3101 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

That definitely sounds like a sometimes food.


-t - Aug 20, 2013 3:00:06 pm PDT #3102 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Connie, are you suggesting that I am too anemic to be a good minion?


Scrappy - Aug 20, 2013 3:01:48 pm PDT #3103 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Oh, Burrell, No wonder. Given what you've been dealing with, you must be running on empty. Anything you can do for just you? A massage or a museum visit or something?