And now THAT was the largest crack of thunder I've ever heard in this house. I feel like I should go out and check the trees.

Our top three guesses for your English dialect: 1. American (Standard) 2. Canadian 3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics Our top three guesses for your native (first) language: 1. English 2. Dutch 3. Swedish

I'm surprised there was no French or Spanish picked up considering the last 34 years I have had so much contact with Creole and Spanish speaking residents. The upstate NY roots run deep.

Knock wood, ita.

This is the second time I took the thing, but the first time, I clicked next too fast and forgot one of the check boxes in the hospital one.

Our top three guesses for your English dialect:

1. Scottish (UK) 2. South African 3. English (England)

Our top three guesses for your native (first) language:

1. English 2. Norwegian 3. Swedish

I'm not sure where the South African keeps coming from. It's been there both times. Can't remember the others from the first go, think the native lang one was similar, but one of those was replaced by Dutch.

It was closer this time. Those elderly Anglo-Scottish Canadians (and just plain Scotsmen) influenced my language choices, I tell you what.

And now tornado warning (aka, take cover) for the edge of SE Baltimore City and county. And while my radio went nuts, my phone did not. Whereas it did for all the flash flooding in SD at 1 am. No cookie maryland NWS.

They got my dialect (Standard American) but thought my native language might be Norweigian? No idea.

Good luck on the interveiw, ita.

Okay I'm going to go face the apartment again. Ugh.

1. Canadian 2. American (Standard) 3. US Black Vernacular / Ebonics

First two, sure, but 3 doesn't have much influence...except maybe through popular culture. I did only realize halfway through quiz that there was a check all correct boxes on some answers.

I was a bit puzzled on a few of the last questions, where it was asking "is this grammatical" or whatever--some of the sentences I thought were proper grammar, but that I probably wouldn't say. Others were probably NOT "proper", but I would totally say.

Yeah, there were some things that I thought were not grammatically proper, but acceptable. I ended up checking them as okay.

Good luck, ita!

English is not my first language, but I'd be shocked if anyone could figure that out. Need to go find the link and see what it comes up with.

ita, after going through three people to get it, I'm afraid the answer is no. They aren't offering telecommuting for that position. Sorry!

we're about to have our 3rd thunderstorm in 3 days, and I have neither internet nor cable. I don't like it when I don't have internet. How will I live after the apocalypse?

Found the link and it won't work for me. Boo.

Ah, well, ZK. Good looking out, though! I wish it could have been otherwise.

I must have applied for over 100 jobs easy last time I was out of work. Not only did none of the Monster/Hotjobs/automated website ones turn into anything, no one contacted me to say so--just drifted into the ether. Calli, I'm sad you got turned down, but I'm glad they told you.

This time around I'm going to try and find as many recruiters as possible, because that's all that's worked for me in the past.

While still doing the online stuff, because that would be silly to risk.

he's graduating from Albany High School and will be attending Sonoma State College starting in late August.

There's something wrong with this sentence I just can't put my finger on. OTHER THAN ALL OF IT.

Congratulations, BTW.