I'm just burnt out on all levels.
Because everything's on fire? Yeah, I just got back from 5 days off and I'm already overwhelmed again.
I was told that I needed to be more visible. Now I'm too visible and everyone's sending me everything.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I'm just burnt out on all levels.
Because everything's on fire? Yeah, I just got back from 5 days off and I'm already overwhelmed again.
I was told that I needed to be more visible. Now I'm too visible and everyone's sending me everything.
The news is warning that if you see any alligators around thanks to the flooding, not to mess with them. Or snakes.
I think that if I saw any alligators even if there *weren't* any flooding, I wouldn't mess with them. Just to be sure.
Presumably that's the sensible course, but this is Texas. (Also, the alligators may be in unexpected places, like streets.)
I think that if I saw any alligators even if there *weren't* any flooding, I wouldn't mess with them. Just to be sure.
This made me laugh SO HARD.
Too bad "don't mess with alligators" doesn't rhyme
Timelies all!
The power went out here at some point last night, and was out for long enough to mess up my alarm clock, so I overslept. I should have realized something was wrong when I looked at my clock the first time Nova woke me up, it read 3:00, but the sun was out. Instead I went back to sleep. Ugh.
Oh god, I just remembered the flash flood warning that made my phone go nuts after 11 last night. WTF.
FUCKING KID PUKED IN THE FUCKING POOL AGAIN.
Also, this is probably NOT THE FUCKING LOAD OF HORSESHIT YOU FUCKING WANT TO SEND TO ME TODAY, VERIZON:
We realize you have choices when it comes to choosing your Broadband provider, and would like to take this opportunity to say thank you for being a loyal customer and for choosing Verizon.
In order to continue to bring you quality service and product innovation, at times we need to raise our rates. Your monthly rate will increase by $3.00 and will be reflected on your bill within the next two months. This rate will remain in effect for one year. If you currently have any credits or discounts on your account, these will remain in effect until their original expiration date.blahblahblah
We value you as a customer and look forward to continuing to serve you.
Sincerely,
Your Verizon Team
HORSESHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Filling out a job application, I almost accidentally put my major as "Liveral Arts". Which would be awesome if I were applying for a job with Hannibal Lecter.