I think that if I saw any alligators even if there *weren't* any flooding, I wouldn't mess with them. Just to be sure.
She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.
Willow ,'Help'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - May 28, 2014 1:07:26 pm PDT #28651 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Dana - May 28, 2014 1:09:09 pm PDT #28652 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Presumably that's the sensible course, but this is Texas. (Also, the alligators may be in unexpected places, like streets.)
Scrappy - May 28, 2014 1:19:11 pm PDT #28653 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
I think that if I saw any alligators even if there *weren't* any flooding, I wouldn't mess with them. Just to be sure.
This made me laugh SO HARD.
-t - May 28, 2014 1:25:08 pm PDT #28654 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Too bad "don't mess with alligators" doesn't rhyme
Sheryl - May 28, 2014 1:35:34 pm PDT #28655 of 30000
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
The power went out here at some point last night, and was out for long enough to mess up my alarm clock, so I overslept. I should have realized something was wrong when I looked at my clock the first time Nova woke me up, it read 3:00, but the sun was out. Instead I went back to sleep. Ugh.
Jesse - May 28, 2014 2:14:03 pm PDT #28656 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh god, I just remembered the flash flood warning that made my phone go nuts after 11 last night. WTF.
sarameg - May 28, 2014 2:53:16 pm PDT #28657 of 30000
FUCKING KID PUKED IN THE FUCKING POOL AGAIN.
Also, this is probably NOT THE FUCKING LOAD OF HORSESHIT YOU FUCKING WANT TO SEND TO ME TODAY, VERIZON:
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HORSESHIT, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Dana - May 28, 2014 3:00:19 pm PDT #28658 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Filling out a job application, I almost accidentally put my major as "Liveral Arts". Which would be awesome if I were applying for a job with Hannibal Lecter.
shrift - May 28, 2014 3:47:47 pm PDT #28659 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Puke in the pool? EW.
I gave up and went home with my work computer. So now I'm working and waiting for a period break in this Blackhawks game to make dinner. And the Blackhawks game is super not relaxing because if they lose tonight, they're out of the playoffs.
Nora Deirdre - May 28, 2014 4:04:20 pm PDT #28660 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
High of 52 today.
Man, we got out in the nick of time!
Hey, speaking of recent Jeopardy champions, here's a great thing about the UCSB shooter from Arthur Chu
That was awesome.
The news is warning that if you see any alligators around thanks to the flooding, not to mess with them. Or snakes.
That seems about right.
We don't open till 8. We make the appointments for 7:45 because no one shows up on time. I don't know if the doctor will be here right at 8.
Wait, are you in New Orleans? That seems more New Orleans-esque than Utah.