I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kate P. - May 14, 2014 5:25:09 pm PDT #27749 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I could really go for an egg cream right now.


-t - May 14, 2014 5:28:23 pm PDT #27750 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'll scan one, you print it out.


-t - May 14, 2014 5:34:12 pm PDT #27751 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oops, that wasn't caramel, it was hazelnut.


Burrell - May 14, 2014 5:35:40 pm PDT #27752 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Cold beer helped, but not enough. All I want now is to bathe in some form or another, clean my dressing, and go to bed.


Burrell - May 14, 2014 5:36:37 pm PDT #27753 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oops, that wasn't caramel, it was hazelnut.

That's one of those grumblebrag or whatever it's called. Egad that sounds good.


sarameg - May 14, 2014 5:36:44 pm PDT #27754 of 30000

Aaand, I forgot my nephews birthday was today. I thought it was this weekend. He's 7. I suck.


Kate P. - May 14, 2014 5:48:41 pm PDT #27755 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

That's one of those grumblebrag or whatever it's called.

Ha, I've only heard of the humblebrag, but grumblebrag is even better.

Aw, sara, I'm sorry. Is it too late to call? (...Probably, huh?)


Steph L. - May 14, 2014 5:56:08 pm PDT #27756 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I am totally embracing grumblebrag. WAY better than humblebrag.


shrift - May 14, 2014 5:59:25 pm PDT #27757 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Didn't you hear? It's a pollen vortex. All the things that would have normally pollinated earlier are doing it now, all at the same time.

This would explain why my brain is all "Man, what the hell is wrong with you, body?" and my body is all, "SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME HERE TO DIE."


meara - May 14, 2014 6:10:55 pm PDT #27758 of 30000

I don't see why pianists can't keep playing detonated pianos.

I somehow read this as "de-tone-ated" like, without tone. And was thinking "well, wouldn't that be sort of amusical?" and then realized that wasn't what that word meant.

so, some of you saw on FB--my mother is improving her communications--she left me a voicemail about the cancer, rather than emailing me days later!

I waffled, but ultimately vag'd up and went back to ask for an adjustment. She was totally fine, didn't charge of course, and was happy to do it. And I like it so much better now, y'all. I am so proud of myself for going back in and affirming what I wanted. And now I can do less self-image demon feeding!

Go you! I am so bad at that, pretty much ONLY when it comes to haircuts. ...I'm going to a new person on Friday, we'll see how that goes.

What is in a hazlenut egg cream?

I woke up at 4:15AM today to fly to San Diego. Got an "early" flight back, and got home 45 minutes ago...I may go to bed before 9PM, I think.