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'War Stories'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 09, 2014 11:31:01 am PDT #27348 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Homeowning, the American dream. I don't envy you your travails, Dana.

LeN! Your freaky shoes have earnt you money!

I came into the office today to two monitors (normally it's laptop screen and monitor). That means they're not going to fire me (soon) right?


Hil R. - May 09, 2014 11:43:25 am PDT #27349 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Casper can do a load, with direction/reminders about settings.

Some advice I saw once about this: put little stickers (like the ones for chore charts) on the machines at the places where the knobs and buttons should be for a regular load of laundry.


Steph L. - May 09, 2014 11:53:01 am PDT #27350 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The family I know with 8 kids set 10 as the Age of Doing Your Own Laundry

That was my family's Laundry Age, too. For some reason I think 8 was Washing The Dishes Age. (My mom even gave me this whole spiel about how when you turn 8, you get your very own Dish-Washing Apron! I was not impressed.)

Although I honestly don't remember if my brother had to start doing his own laundry at 10 or washing the dishes at 8. I feel like he at least had to do his own laundry, because my mom would not put up with doing her kids' laundry when they were damn well able to.


-t - May 09, 2014 12:01:21 pm PDT #27351 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I cannot overstate the extent to which I do not want to keep working for the next hour and a half.

That is all.

No, wait, there's more. Either my allergies or the meds for them are making my eyes all dry and irritated, and every time I think "Ow, my eyes are dry" I get earwormed with What I Did For Love.


Hil R. - May 09, 2014 12:03:28 pm PDT #27352 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My plan for this afternoon was cleaning my apartment. I took a nap instead.


amych - May 09, 2014 12:06:07 pm PDT #27353 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

My Age Of Laundry was somewhere between 10 & 12; I don't remember exactly. I do remember feeling vastly superior to all the guys (and they were all guys) who showed up at college with no idea how to push a button on a machine.


-t - May 09, 2014 12:09:23 pm PDT #27354 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

The idea of doing just my laundry and not the household's as a whole seems very odd to me. That said, we kids took turns doing the household's laundry, though I don't remember at what age that started. I do know that folding clean laundry started younger than the rest of the process.


Steph L. - May 09, 2014 12:13:11 pm PDT #27355 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I do remember feeling vastly superior to all the guys (and they were all guys) who showed up at college with no idea how to push a button on a machine.

Right? The same guys who ended up with pink socks and t-shirts about 3-4 weeks in to freshman year (i.e., when they finally did their first load of laundry).


Jesse - May 09, 2014 12:23:09 pm PDT #27356 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I cannot overstate the extent to which I do not want to keep working for the next hour and a half.

I basically had meetings from 9 to 2:30 and then just stopped working. I'll need to do some over the weekend, but it was WORTH IT. (...she says now.)


tommyrot - May 09, 2014 12:30:08 pm PDT #27357 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I didn't do laundry at all while I was growing up. (OK, a few times I did my own, so I did know how to do it when I got to college.) OTOH I started doing barn chores every night at age 7.