I am not...I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I've lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that. What a wonder...how very scared I am.

Fred ,'A Hole in the World'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kate P. - May 09, 2014 11:23:17 am PDT #27344 of 30000
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Ugh, Dana. None of those are fun options.

At 7pm my darling son, whom I love and therefore did not kill, said to me, "Mom, it looks like you need to do some laundry. The basket is full."

Ha. Are Casper and Dillo old enough to learn how to do the laundry themselves? I am so looking forward to the day when I can foist some chores off on the kids.


-t - May 09, 2014 11:27:50 am PDT #27345 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm sorry, Dana.


Jesse - May 09, 2014 11:30:05 am PDT #27346 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Laundry was my job from the time I was 9 or 10, at least partly because my parents have low standards. I mean, I just sorted the darks and lights and washed everything in warm.


flea - May 09, 2014 11:30:30 am PDT #27347 of 30000
information libertarian

Casper can do a load, with direction/reminders about settings. Dillo is too short still. The family I know with 8 kids set 10 as the Age of Doing Your Own Laundry (and as their youngest is now 11, presumably the mother now only does her own!)

Both kids can clean the cat litter box, do bathroom sink and toilet, and vacuum, although in all cases Dillo needs some encouragement. We've kind of fallen down on the dishes front. They can't make beds because apparently fitted sheets are mystifying.

Picking up socks from the living room floor remains a work in progress.


§ ita § - May 09, 2014 11:31:01 am PDT #27348 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Homeowning, the American dream. I don't envy you your travails, Dana.

LeN! Your freaky shoes have earnt you money!

I came into the office today to two monitors (normally it's laptop screen and monitor). That means they're not going to fire me (soon) right?


Hil R. - May 09, 2014 11:43:25 am PDT #27349 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Casper can do a load, with direction/reminders about settings.

Some advice I saw once about this: put little stickers (like the ones for chore charts) on the machines at the places where the knobs and buttons should be for a regular load of laundry.


Steph L. - May 09, 2014 11:53:01 am PDT #27350 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The family I know with 8 kids set 10 as the Age of Doing Your Own Laundry

That was my family's Laundry Age, too. For some reason I think 8 was Washing The Dishes Age. (My mom even gave me this whole spiel about how when you turn 8, you get your very own Dish-Washing Apron! I was not impressed.)

Although I honestly don't remember if my brother had to start doing his own laundry at 10 or washing the dishes at 8. I feel like he at least had to do his own laundry, because my mom would not put up with doing her kids' laundry when they were damn well able to.


-t - May 09, 2014 12:01:21 pm PDT #27351 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I cannot overstate the extent to which I do not want to keep working for the next hour and a half.

That is all.

No, wait, there's more. Either my allergies or the meds for them are making my eyes all dry and irritated, and every time I think "Ow, my eyes are dry" I get earwormed with What I Did For Love.


Hil R. - May 09, 2014 12:03:28 pm PDT #27352 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My plan for this afternoon was cleaning my apartment. I took a nap instead.


amych - May 09, 2014 12:06:07 pm PDT #27353 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

My Age Of Laundry was somewhere between 10 & 12; I don't remember exactly. I do remember feeling vastly superior to all the guys (and they were all guys) who showed up at college with no idea how to push a button on a machine.