You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hil R. - May 07, 2014 5:39:54 pm PDT #27146 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I just pulled out a vegetarian cook book from 1910. There's a long section on nutrition at the back. It says:

In the accompanying tables of food values, ..., the nutritive food elements are classified under four heads: protein, or that which builds muscle and other tissue; fat and carbohydrates, which supply heat and energy; and the ash, or mineral, which contains elements needed to repair bones and nerves. Gluten, found principally in wheat; albumen, in eggs and meat; casein, in milk; fibrin, in flesh; and legumin, in legumes, are proteins. According to scientific research, it has been found that to nourish the body properly it must be supplied with about five times as much of the carbohydrates as of the protein.

This is a matter all should understand, for thus much inconvenience may be avoided.

The table then lists a bunch of foods, with the amount of Refuse (I think that's fiber), Water, Protein, Fat, Carbohydrates, Ash, and "Total Nutritive Value" in each.


amych - May 07, 2014 5:40:25 pm PDT #27147 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Honestly, I think trusting the opposite of whatever all-up-in-your-business-facebook-friend says sounds like the best diet plan ever.


Hil R. - May 07, 2014 5:41:38 pm PDT #27148 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oh, and the table has two main categories: Animal Food and Vegetable Food. "Vegetables" is a sub-category under Vegetable Food, and beans are listed there. (Though, "Soups" is also a subcategory of Vegetable Food, with Beef Soup listed.)


Hil R. - May 07, 2014 5:42:17 pm PDT #27149 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Chocolate and coffee are both under "Miscellaneous," under Vegetable Food.


Hil R. - May 07, 2014 5:44:51 pm PDT #27150 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Oh, I'd forgotten about this part! Good and bad combinations of foods. Good combinations: Grains and eggs, Grains and vegetables, Grains and fruits, Milk and grains. Bad combinations: Fruit and vegetables, Fats with fruits or vegetables, Milk and meat. There is no explanation given for this.


Steph L. - May 07, 2014 5:45:06 pm PDT #27151 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Honestly, I think trusting the opposite of whatever all-up-in-your-business-facebook-friend says sounds like the best diet plan ever.

She also snottily refers to soda pop as "corn water". (Because it's sweetened with HFCS, get it? And who would be dumb enough to drink "corn water"??? Parents should only give their kids water, but not tap water because OMG it's full of impurities!) (She's a little weird about food.) (To say the least.)


Steph L. - May 07, 2014 5:45:34 pm PDT #27152 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Chocolate and coffee are both under "Miscellaneous,"

I love Miscellaneous!


-t - May 07, 2014 5:45:38 pm PDT #27153 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

There is no website called isitavegetable. com. I checked.

So, business opportunity, then?


Consuela - May 07, 2014 5:50:48 pm PDT #27154 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

So, business opportunity, then?

Quick! To the nearest domain registrar!


Hil R. - May 07, 2014 6:00:08 pm PDT #27155 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

There were two processed meat substitutes available in 1910: Protose and Nuttolene. This cookbook assumes that readers are familiar with both. As far as I've been able to tell from Googling, both were canned, and made from a combination of grains and peanuts. Both were still being produced until just a few years ago (or, at least, something with those names -- I'm sure the recipe changed over the years.) Protose was one of Dr. Kellogg's products.