Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're…cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair! Angel: Hey! You're fired.

'Smile Time'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - Apr 22, 2014 6:30:24 am PDT #25841 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Hangs head in shame. I sent out checks last week unsigned. Who knows what happened. Not employees though, vendors. Only one mentioned it. I'll bet the others just deposited. Must be something going around because I received one too from a customer! I just sent it through the ATM for deposit and it went through fine.


Jesse - Apr 22, 2014 6:31:57 am PDT #25842 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I definitely mentioned this trip at some point! I am sure of it.

The good news about the new robot economy is that only the numbers matter on a check anymore.


Steph L. - Apr 22, 2014 6:33:29 am PDT #25843 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

So fine, she says she's putting a new check in the mail yesterday. Lo and behold, I get it today...and she didn't sign it. I AM NOT EVEN KIDDING.

Just deposit it. I bet it goes through no problem.

I just sent it through the ATM for deposit and it went through fine.

I was going to just go to an ATM, and I figured it would probably go through. (I haven't changed my last name legally yet, but the AMA makes checks out to my married name -- at my request [in my defense, I didn't mean to be a slacker] -- and so the teller won't deposit checks made out to my married name, but the ATM doesn't give a shit, so I deposit them there.) I think that signatures -- or the absence thereof -- don't really matter in the 21st century. The automatic processor just looks for the routing number, etc., and processes it.

I HOPE.


-t - Apr 22, 2014 6:43:06 am PDT #25844 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I definitely mentioned this trip at some point! I am sure of it.

Not where you were going. You are all about mysterious travel to unknown destinations lately!


Dana - Apr 22, 2014 6:44:49 am PDT #25845 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Still no internet or phone at home. I don't know how you dealt with it, Consuela. Other than by being a better person than me. Goddamnit, I have a constitutional right to have my couch and my internet in the same room!


§ ita § - Apr 22, 2014 7:04:06 am PDT #25846 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You are all about mysterious travel to unknown destinations lately!

Secret agent cowgirl!


Sue - Apr 22, 2014 7:05:53 am PDT #25847 of 30000
hip deep in pie

Secret agent cowgirl!

Likes, favourites and puts blinking hearts around this.


Jesse - Apr 22, 2014 7:09:24 am PDT #25848 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Partly, it just seems so unlike me to even be here, it's hard to believe until I'm actually here.


tommyrot - Apr 22, 2014 7:24:49 am PDT #25849 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A moving account by a medical student on watching someone die during surgery:

'Why Am I Dead?' He Never Asked. Here's The Answer He Never Heard : Krulwich Wonders... : NPR


shrift - Apr 22, 2014 7:25:13 am PDT #25850 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Dana, I basically had no internet at my parents' house this weekend and I read about 5 books. Granted, three of them were Avatar the Last Airbender trades, but they're pretty long.