Take me, sir. Take me hard.

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Apr 21, 2014 9:56:48 pm PDT #25811 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am in South Africa (!!!) waiting for my next flight. Am so tired I might fall over.


Jesse - Apr 21, 2014 10:04:39 pm PDT #25812 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, but Dana, I did want to say, I was involved with a youth organization that had a lot of assemblies, and we were strictly forbidden from ever abbreviating it in any way...


Theodosia - Apr 22, 2014 1:50:12 am PDT #25813 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Whoa! Jesse, say hello to the lions. (Of course they have lions in the airport, right?)


Jesse - Apr 22, 2014 1:58:12 am PDT #25814 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Seriously, I would have said the Johannesburg airport looked like a parody if it weren't real. Half the stores are called things like Out of Africa, there are "African proverbs" on the walls, the song I heard playing was about Nelson Mandela, there are statues of giraffes and I'm sure also elephants, etc.

Shit, I really just want to lie in bed now, but what I should do is shower and go to the office.


Theodosia - Apr 22, 2014 2:19:35 am PDT #25815 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

What time is it there? You must be at least 6 hours ahead of here, right? If you lie in bed just a little longer, it will be quitting time, right?


Jesse - Apr 22, 2014 2:22:06 am PDT #25816 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yep -- 6 hours ahead, so it's just lunch time! I said I'd go by the office at 3. If nothing else, it might help me coordinate some dinner!


Sue - Apr 22, 2014 2:43:00 am PDT #25817 of 30000
hip deep in pie

I am in South Africa (!!!) waiting for my next flight.

So cool


shrift - Apr 22, 2014 4:15:59 am PDT #25818 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Great start to the day. Got up on time and out the door only to get on the bus to find my transit card has been deactivated & is on the "hot list" which means it's been reported as stolen. Which I never did when I actually lost my wallet in February.

I had to scrounge in my wallet for enough change, because the card worked just fine last night. Now I'm all anxious and angry.


Jesse - Apr 22, 2014 4:26:17 am PDT #25819 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ugh, shrift -- that cannot be right.


tommyrot - Apr 22, 2014 4:52:26 am PDT #25820 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.