And I woke up from a dream where the garbage trucks were coming and I hadn't put out the cans. (Garbage day is TOMORROW, btw.)

Mmmm, donut hula hoop.

Sorry for the bad dreams, people. Those are some doozies. I tend to think that we aren't supposed to remember our dreams, it's just a bug that we do ( which sometimes seems like a feature shay with the cupcakes and donuts). We're just such narrative junkies, humans, we can't let go of the stories we make up about the garbage our brains are trying to get rid of.

Eta: went to bed before total eclipse but after usual bed time. On the plus side, slept deeply and without apparent dreams, if not really for a long enough time.

Why such jerks, brains??

hula-hooping with a donut and eating bites out of it. Now THAT is a dream

I did not realize that was my dream, but it totally is.

I had weird dreams too but I'm pretty sure that is due to open windows and pollen and lots of brain fodder yesterday.

Dear cousin- I do not give two fucks about your calculus for driving vs cost. These are my arrangements. You are welcome to piggy-back on them, but I don't really care one way or the other. Fish or cut bait. You guys are SO turning into your parents, and that isn't a good thing.

As an adult I feel like I never have good dreams. Not many nightmares, but endless variations on being late, unprepared, etc. Last night I was trying to make a flight and the buses were all wrong, and cans were late and my phone didn't work.

Boo jury

Yay goats and bunnies!

Yay potential decannulation

There are guys with leaf blowers and weed whackers outside my window. It's making me feel remarkably like the Hulk.

Argh. I'm glad I didn't wait until today to do my taxes - the IRS won't take mine electronically (I thought I didn't file last year since I had negative AGI and was due only a $2 refund, but they won't accept my PIN based on that assumptions. I guess I wanted my two dollars even though I didn't save a pdf of my return WTF 2013 -T) so I have to print and mail like a Neanderthal (disclaimer - I happen to know that my genes are approx 4% Neanderthal, slightly higher than average). Do I have envelopes? Do I have stamps? I very much doubt it.

It's making me feel remarkably like the Hulk.

Old Boss is positioning himself to be the lead contact for day to day communications with or customers and therefore is calling with every change. This is construction, so there are constant changes.

It is a middleman that we do not need, and every time I have to take his call....well, Dana said it perfectly above.

I also had not happy dreams last night. Blame it on the damn blood moon.

So he is essentially inserting himself where he is not needed?

I have to put socks and shoes on and I NEED TO GET OFF THE COUCH and stop being so blarghy.