I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 15, 2014 4:14:25 am PDT #25207 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

As an adult I feel like I never have good dreams. Not many nightmares, but endless variations on being late, unprepared, etc. Last night I was trying to make a flight and the buses were all wrong, and cans were late and my phone didn't work.

Boo jury

Yay goats and bunnies!

Yay potential decannulation


Dana - Apr 15, 2014 4:38:33 am PDT #25208 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

There are guys with leaf blowers and weed whackers outside my window. It's making me feel remarkably like the Hulk.


-t - Apr 15, 2014 4:38:39 am PDT #25209 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Argh. I'm glad I didn't wait until today to do my taxes - the IRS won't take mine electronically (I thought I didn't file last year since I had negative AGI and was due only a $2 refund, but they won't accept my PIN based on that assumptions. I guess I wanted my two dollars even though I didn't save a pdf of my return WTF 2013 -T) so I have to print and mail like a Neanderthal (disclaimer - I happen to know that my genes are approx 4% Neanderthal, slightly higher than average). Do I have envelopes? Do I have stamps? I very much doubt it.


msbelle - Apr 15, 2014 5:09:49 am PDT #25210 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

It's making me feel remarkably like the Hulk.

Old Boss is positioning himself to be the lead contact for day to day communications with or customers and therefore is calling with every change. This is construction, so there are constant changes.

It is a middleman that we do not need, and every time I have to take his call....well, Dana said it perfectly above.


Sue - Apr 15, 2014 5:13:07 am PDT #25211 of 30000
hip deep in pie

I also had not happy dreams last night. Blame it on the damn blood moon.


Kat - Apr 15, 2014 5:18:11 am PDT #25212 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

So he is essentially inserting himself where he is not needed?

I have to put socks and shoes on and I NEED TO GET OFF THE COUCH and stop being so blarghy.


Amy - Apr 15, 2014 5:18:40 am PDT #25213 of 30000
Because books.

I don't remember what I dreamed, and now I guess I'm glad.

It's pouring rain here -- like coming in the windows, driving, pounding rain. Blech.

Old Boss is positioning himself to be the lead contact for day to day communications

Somebody needs to put that guy on a leash. Or drop him off in the middle of the desert.


-t - Apr 15, 2014 5:19:05 am PDT #25214 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

So I printed out my returns and brought them to the office to get them signed and envelopes address and whatnot. Of course, I left all my W-2s and 1099s at home. This frickin' day.

Ides of April, blood moon, all y'all's bad dreams...I shoulda stood in bed.


Jessica - Apr 15, 2014 5:19:31 am PDT #25215 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I dreamed last night that I found three extra rooms plus a third bathroom in my apartment. This is a recurring dream that probably means we should move to a bigger place.


brenda m - Apr 15, 2014 5:24:57 am PDT #25216 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I have that dream all the time Jess.