For your amusement: a new restaurant that opened near our house: [link] The jokes have been endless (like the caption to the photo, which was said by a friend: "One does not simply walk into Mario's").
I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.
Spike ,'Chosen'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Mar 30, 2014 5:27:03 pm PDT #24048 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Sophia Brooks - Mar 30, 2014 5:28:33 pm PDT #24049 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I appear to be allergic to the expensive lotion tissues. They make me sneeze. Ah the irony.
Jessica - Mar 30, 2014 5:39:02 pm PDT #24050 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"One does not simply walk into Mario's"
I will drive to get the take-out wings, though I do not know the way.
Steph L. - Mar 30, 2014 5:43:35 pm PDT #24051 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Me: "Do you think the wings come with taters?"
Tim: "What's taters?"
Me: "Po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a deep fryer!"
-t - Mar 30, 2014 6:56:25 pm PDT #24052 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I want to make a joke about Eagles but I can't quite find it.
I think I'm gonna not finish watching The Good Wife tonight. They are doing too good of a job with this story for me to watch it right before bed.
le nubian - Mar 30, 2014 7:02:15 pm PDT #24053 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
t, this shit is BRUTAL. oh my goodness.
Strix - Mar 30, 2014 7:10:33 pm PDT #24054 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
The tissues with lotion make me feel like maybe I still have snot on my face. YMMV.
-t - Mar 30, 2014 7:29:39 pm PDT #24055 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I'll brace myself for it later in the week, le n. Meanwhile, Bob's Burgers makes a nice palate cleanser.
Consuela - Mar 30, 2014 8:16:18 pm PDT #24056 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
.you guys, I have so much paella.
This is what the freezer is for, I suspect. I froze a bunch of my oatmeal risotta from last week, and the freezer has become kind of a treasure chest of leftovers. There's some Greek feta-rice casserole in there, and pumpkin bread pudding, and cassoulet, and some of the ground nut & sweet potato stew from a few weeks back. Oh, and I froze a bunch of the beet pesto.
Burrell - Mar 30, 2014 8:56:25 pm PDT #24057 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Your freezer is tastier than mine, Consuela. Mine's full of TJs mac and cheese.