I thought I was happily sleeping in this morning, like 7:30 or something, then realized I was fixing a customer's corrupt file in my sleep and decided to just get up and watch television and wander the internet. I hate when I work in my sleep.
Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Laura - Mar 30, 2014 5:27:08 am PDT #24019 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
-t - Mar 30, 2014 5:38:26 am PDT #24020 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I couldn't quite get the door closed because it was hitting my knees!
I had a bathroom that was one inch larger than that, once. You couldn't close the door if you were standing at the sink.
I dreamt that I went next-door-to-work with some of my co-workers for lunch and they abandoned me before my order was ready and I couldn't find my way back (actual work, btw, has nothing next door to it - no places to eat or confusing neighborhoods to get lost in, just railroad tracks, freeway, and open fields).
aurelia - Mar 30, 2014 7:05:44 am PDT #24021 of 30000
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
I had a bathroom in which I had to step over the toilet to get to the shower and either straddle the toilet or stand in the doorway to brush my teeth. The door opened out because that was the only way to have a door.
Burrell - Mar 30, 2014 7:15:18 am PDT #24022 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Wolverine - The Musical
Bookmarked for later, as a reward for grading. Thank you!
OK, this is something Buffistas would appreciate:
Also bookmarked, thank you!
Hello everybody, and esp hello to ita, you've been missed. I've missed you. And now I really must go grade.
Theodosia - Mar 30, 2014 7:21:37 am PDT #24023 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
The bathroom renovation I fantasize about features a pocket door so there's more usable floor space.
sarameg - Mar 30, 2014 7:22:43 am PDT #24024 of 30000
Apparently, this is a sunday morning where I drink a pot of coffee, am layered with cats on the couch and doze off and dream I'm snuggled in bed under the comforter. Better than the shower dreams.
But they've abandoned me (which woke me,) so I guess I'll go stain the deck furniture. No point in showering for that!
Sophia Brooks - Mar 30, 2014 7:49:45 am PDT #24025 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I hate the need to pee dreams because I am somehow aware, in my dream, that I am dreaming and that I should get up and pee, but I don't want to!
Burrell - Mar 30, 2014 8:39:33 am PDT #24026 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I always get worried in pee dreams that I'll actually pee. That's usually what makes me wake up, not the murderous creature chasing me, or the overflowing toilets, or whatever other images my brain thinks up.
sarameg - Mar 30, 2014 8:57:44 am PDT #24027 of 30000
Deck furniture stained. Everything smells burnt and tastes sweet. Ah, fumes.
Next year, it'll probably be time to sand down again.
It's been raining enough that the springs in my basement have arrived. It's only towel-worthy, but honestly, I don't think I've seen them in a while.
It's all windy and rainy and gross out there.
Zenkitty - Mar 30, 2014 9:24:45 am PDT #24028 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Hello, ita! Good to see your font again. Sorry your doctors are still being difficult.
Suzi, thanks for writing up your Grand Canyon experiences. That trip is on my bucket list, for sure.
Big props to everyone running and marathoning. I aspire to be one of you!
I'm done with the annual conference and about to board the plane for home. I've discovered the joy of short commuter flights on small planes. Two hour flight, no connection, and home! Conference was low-key this year, thankfully.