unless you decided to say "fuck it" and are moving there.
Willow: Happy hunting. Buffy: Wish me monsters.
'Beneath You'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
le nubian - Aug 13, 2013 1:19:51 pm PDT #2392 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Lee - Aug 13, 2013 2:00:01 pm PDT #2393 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Yeah, I was thinking that as hot as Hipster Zeus is, he's a year younger than me? WTF?
DebetEsse - Aug 13, 2013 2:09:53 pm PDT #2394 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.
Red trousers! I...am probably not actually allowed to say more than that because it's unaired spoilers.
Um, yeah, it's A Thing.
Juliebird - Aug 13, 2013 2:14:36 pm PDT #2395 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
I feel deprived to not have known about Hipster Zeus, because man, that dude is smoking. I'm sure vids would dispel the hotness evoked from his stills. Zeus indeed!
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2013 2:16:31 pm PDT #2396 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Then he's not cradlesnatching. What's the ruckus? If my father can look 15-20 years younger than his age, someone has to be looking 15-20 years older. It's science.
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2013 2:18:00 pm PDT #2397 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm sure vids would dispel the hotness evoked from his stills
?? What do you find hot about him? The way he seems rigid and immovable? His deathly pallor? I'm not sure why a long time performer of any ilk) automatically ruins stuff by moving.
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2013 2:28:08 pm PDT #2398 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah, I totally don't dig him anymore, that's for sure: [link]
Jessica - Aug 13, 2013 2:29:27 pm PDT #2399 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ugh. I don't think I can take my kids on vacation ever again. It turns them into feral little monsters. I finally reached the end of my rope with Dylan and sent him to bed without bath or stories, now I'm being treated to banshee wailing from the other side of this wall because he doesn't want to lose his stories and he doesn't like being alone in his room. Well no shit kid, that's what makes it a fucking punishment. Tomorrow night don't act like you were raised by a family of hyenas.
Juliebird - Aug 13, 2013 2:31:56 pm PDT #2400 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
I'll leave my preferences for hotness at the door, but addressing porn stars, I'll immediately give more hot credence to artistic stills over minutes of penetration shots in the midst of vids and the bored expressions of the players within.
Connie Neil - Aug 13, 2013 2:37:14 pm PDT #2401 of 30000
brillig
My lurid teenage imaginings were quite disappointed when I realized how boring so much porn is. Maybe men don't care as much?