I'll leave my preferences for hotness at the door, but addressing porn stars, I'll immediately give more hot credence to artistic stills over minutes of penetration shots in the midst of vids and the bored expressions of the players within.
Buffy: How was school today? Dawn: The usual. A big square building filled with boredom and despair.
Buffy: Just how I remember it.
'The Killer In Me'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Juliebird - Aug 13, 2013 2:31:56 pm PDT #2400 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Connie Neil - Aug 13, 2013 2:37:14 pm PDT #2401 of 30000
brillig
My lurid teenage imaginings were quite disappointed when I realized how boring so much porn is. Maybe men don't care as much?
Sue - Aug 13, 2013 2:40:54 pm PDT #2402 of 30000
hip deep in pie
Just a PSA, the Aiden Shaw tag on tumblr is so NSFW.
But he was pretty generically good-looking when he was younger. The wild hair, wrinkles and beard make him much more interesting, but just as hot.
Juliebird - Aug 13, 2013 2:47:47 pm PDT #2403 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider
Nah, even the women that I've seen, despite the ridiculous moaning, don't seem engaged. And that is not hot.
If there is a mouth on your dick and you don't seem mildly pleased about it: not hot. If you are being fucked and you have your hand over your dick because you are flaccid: not hot. But maybe I need to pay for porn to find the actors who actually act like sex is fun.
le nubian - Aug 13, 2013 2:57:59 pm PDT #2404 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Tomorrow night don't act like you were raised by a family of hyenas.
Strict Jessica is SEXXXXAY.
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2013 3:02:04 pm PDT #2405 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Not only do I not think all porn is bad and therefore makes people look ugly, I also don't think all pornstars only appear in porn, ergo the pretty trivial-to-demonstrate (see upthread) existence of not porn vids, where I can't determine any link to porn whatsoever, except that it's hot, but porn's never hot now? Is that how it works?
He looks a lot younger in just 2009/2010 footage, but he also has shorter hair and no breard. When he says then he was 44, I would not find any reason to argue the point with him.
Calli - Aug 13, 2013 3:10:39 pm PDT #2406 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I think he looks younger in the video. Regardless, he's hot. I wouldn't mind finding an interested fella a year and change older than me who looked like that.
Tom Scola - Aug 13, 2013 3:27:16 pm PDT #2407 of 30000
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
So a Judas Priest song just came on, and I had to go back and read the Thing/Think Coming kerfuffle of 2012.
§ ita § - Aug 13, 2013 3:29:50 pm PDT #2408 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I wouldn't mind finding an interested fella a year and change older than me who looked like that.
Plz inform OKCupid of this plan for me too.
sarameg - Aug 13, 2013 3:47:26 pm PDT #2409 of 30000
So my 20th HS reunion is the last weekend I'm in my hometown. I'm...not sure how I feel about this. There are about 10 people I'd care to see and I doubt half of them will be there. The rest? Eh.