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Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laura - Mar 26, 2014 5:29:32 am PDT #23480 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

Speaking of work, I really need to get my butt out the door and to the office....


sarameg - Mar 26, 2014 5:31:22 am PDT #23481 of 30000

I realize it is likely a common corporate thing, but really, it doesn't fit the culture here at all and has been pissing off the main contract folk for a bit. I expect the all hands meeting with the corporate overlords to be ugly. Hell, I might just make it ugly.


Dana - Mar 26, 2014 5:36:30 am PDT #23482 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

More adventures in recruiting. The recruiter has passed on a message from a client, who wants to know how long it would take me to write "a blog".


Amy - Mar 26, 2014 5:38:36 am PDT #23483 of 30000
Because books.

Oh dear.


Steph L. - Mar 26, 2014 5:39:41 am PDT #23484 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

how long it would take me to write "a blog".

Prepare for a follow-up question about whether you can make "a Facebook" for them.


brenda m - Mar 26, 2014 5:40:22 am PDT #23485 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The managers are under intense pressure to adhere to the distribution that requires 40% of employees to be rated below expectations.

We're pretty hardcore on rating distributions but that's way out there.


Burrell - Mar 26, 2014 5:41:56 am PDT #23486 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh sarameg, that's an ugly policy. We have a bit of it where I work but it's more along the lines of what Jessica says:

I don't know if our eval policy is that strict, but all the managers do get a stern "Not all of your employees are above expectations" email every year.

A blog or a blog post, Dana? I suppose they didn't specify.


Dana - Mar 26, 2014 5:58:28 am PDT #23487 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

A blog or a blog post, Dana? I suppose they didn't specify.

Nope, that was the extent of the question.


Burrell - Mar 26, 2014 6:01:10 am PDT #23488 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Well at least that clarifies whether or not you'd want to work there.


Dana - Mar 26, 2014 6:08:00 am PDT #23489 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Well, it's freelance off-site, to complement my existing contract job. So for the chance to sit on my couch in my PJs while working, I'll put up with a lot.