I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.

Cordelia ,'Showtime'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


bon bon - Mar 23, 2014 7:03:54 am PDT #23130 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Fun! And probably no candy bars in diapers?

My friend Tim who is hosting kept insisting "no poop games!" every single time the topic of the shower came up. I didn't even know what these things are (now I do) so I had no desire for such a thing...but he was really worried that that would somehow occur. So no. No poop games. No vagina cakes (THE HORROR). Just onesie decorating and bellinis.


lisah - Mar 23, 2014 7:21:12 am PDT #23131 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Onesie decorating and bellinis is all any baby shower needs!

sara, we and Brian are taking a ton of pics! Before, middle, and (great gettin' up mornin'!) after!!


tommyrot - Mar 23, 2014 7:21:31 am PDT #23132 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't remember if this has been posted before, but it's good to keep these rules by Greta Christina in mind: Feline Paralysis: "I Can't Help Fix Dinner, I've a Cat on My Lap!"


Amy - Mar 23, 2014 7:22:46 am PDT #23133 of 30000
Because books.

Renovation ~ma, lisah!

Onesie decorating and bellinis is all any baby shower needs!

And cake.


Calli - Mar 23, 2014 7:24:55 am PDT #23134 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I got outside for a walk and to pick up cat food before the forecast rain moved in. Now we have a cold steady rain that's expected to go on most of the day, and I'm sitting here feeling warm, dry, and self-righteous.

Something's gonna explode now, isn't it.


lisah - Mar 23, 2014 7:32:40 am PDT #23135 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

Yes! Cake!


Polgara - Mar 23, 2014 7:44:16 am PDT #23136 of 30000
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS

Exploding cake!


sarameg - Mar 23, 2014 7:55:51 am PDT #23137 of 30000

I walked out on the deck and was greeted with the opening to the Masterpiece Theater theme, which was oddly motivational!

My neighbor's trumpeter boyfriend is in town and is practicing. I love this neighborhood.


sarameg - Mar 23, 2014 8:12:12 am PDT #23138 of 30000

I cannot motivate to clean, but I think I'll go swim. Clean later.


meara - Mar 23, 2014 8:12:30 am PDT #23139 of 30000

Baby shower today! It's mostly gay men without kids, so maybe not so much about the advice-giving, but it's gonna be CLASSY.

No poop games is an excellent credo.

I just woke up and am still all sleepy. Whyyy. But my friend texted about going to Joann's and then sewing so I will get up and food now. And coffee.