Run as fast as you can, Dana.
I'm trying to onerous by starting on Dad's taxes. Except I don't have any paperwork on Mom's IRA or Social Security income this year, which means I have to pack everything up and go over to his apartment.
Or, better, I could finish reading the book I got halfway through last night.
Thanks, guys! That news is always good to hear, of course.
Hello we are assholes and we are going to work you to death and expect miracles from you.
At least they put it right out there in the job listing, though?
Somebody had the brilliant idea of bringing around a beer cart for charity. Now I have a Corona. It's not my favorite beer, but it is beer.
Now someone has called with a survey about natural gas, which I honestly know fuck-all about, so I'm going to be one of those people who give stupid answers and make all Americans look like morons.
someone has called with a survey about natural gas, which I honestly know fuck-all about
I know that butane is a bastard gas.
Dana, tell them about how they add the smell in!
Record high prices this year!
Go, Bob!
Natural gas:
It explodes.
Note that its promoters say it's a clean-burning fuel. They ignore the fact that it's a greenhouse gas and way more leaks from pipelines and natural gas production than is officially acknowledged.