River: The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems. Mal: See, morbid and creepifying, I got no problem with, long as she does it quiet-like.

'Safe'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Mar 19, 2014 7:57:25 am PDT #22700 of 30000
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Agreed, dana. It's the Starbucksification of the world. That being said, I LOVE Chipotle and wonder if I can have it for lunch today? Perhaps I can have a some neocolonialism on the side?

I am giving up on WTF? and I'm moving to WTS? (What the swyve!?).


-t - Mar 19, 2014 8:10:57 am PDT #22701 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Neither of my options is burrito like.

Fine, I will make my own decisions. Sigh.


Sue - Mar 19, 2014 8:22:23 am PDT #22702 of 30000
hip deep in pie

"I want a kid's quesadilla, but with chicken, and cut into ten pieces, and tacos, but only two, and with the shells in a bowl, and the toppings in separate containers..."

Just Eat A Muffin, Whitey!


Jesse - Mar 19, 2014 8:26:39 am PDT #22703 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"Car on track" doesn't actually express what was happening in that picture! Eek.

On the upside of my doctor's appointment, instead of making a followup appointment, I just had the mammogram right then. On the downside, ow. Also, I've apparently gained more weight than I would have thought. Possibly my cheese-bread sandwich and chips lunch was not the best choice?


Connie Neil - Mar 19, 2014 8:30:58 am PDT #22704 of 30000
brillig

"Car on track" doesn't actually express what was happening in that picture! Eek.

Well, technically, the car is on the tracks. It's just that there's a train in the way.


Dana - Mar 19, 2014 8:55:02 am PDT #22705 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm on the phone with my credit card company, because the credit card website is offering me the ability to pay my credit card from my bank account with them. Which...does not exist.


Liese S. - Mar 19, 2014 8:56:38 am PDT #22706 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

How can cheese bread sandwich ever be the wrong choice?

I can handle cell phone bills. I understand them. I just somehow still cannot get a handle on not overusing my data on them.


Jesse - Mar 19, 2014 8:59:15 am PDT #22707 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

How can cheese bread sandwich ever be the wrong choice?

That is my general feeling! Which possibly has led to some shrinkage of my wardrobe due to expansion of my body. (I was actually OK with the level of shit I got from this new doctor -- she was like, "You know these things are issues, here are two sentences about what you could do, moving on.")


Dana - Mar 19, 2014 9:03:20 am PDT #22708 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Credit card company: "Huh, sure enough, you don't have a checking account with us. That's weird."

Me: "So maybe we could look into this a little more, to make sure that someone hasn't actually opened an account with my information?"


Liese S. - Mar 19, 2014 9:05:09 am PDT #22709 of 30000
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Yeah, I'm pretty sure "that's weird" was the extent of the response you were calling to obtain.