I hear they frown on peeing.

True story!

Does anyone know where this [link] is from? As far as my research indicates, Danny Oyelowo plays a Black Panther in Butler, but I can't confirm it. THAT IS HIM, RIGHT? It took me so long to stop looking at her, I was considering it a period picture.

Tumblr and Pinterest have really fucked up image sourcing. But you filter them out, and there's barely anything left in the search indices.

ita: [link]

Debet and Hil, I can help you out with the wheelchair. What do you need me to do with it?

Perfect, Tom. Thanks. Sometimes I wonder if Google sees my extensive tumblr cookies and gives me all the tumblr results. You can't trust anyone these days.

Can I reschedule Monday for some time later this week?

Why on earth am I freaking out about talking to my boss and handing him my resignation letter?

I've already put it off twice this morning. Ugh.

You don't want that lovely moment of saying "Take this job and shove it!" to be over?

Matt, insent to your profile address.

Because I'm not doing that to his face. I'd love to, but I'm going to be working in the same industry. Not smart.

And there is the potential that they'll walk me out the door immediately. Don't really want to do the perp walk.

Deep breaths, Maria. And make sure you have everything you would need to grab if they do decide to escort you out.

Focus on new!job, and how much better it's going to be.

IME (on both sides), it's always super stressful for the person giving notice and less of a deal for the person receiving it.

And if they walk you out, you don't have to bother wrapping things up -- that always seems to me like a momentary shock/insult, but an actual win-win.