If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

Buffy ,'Selfless'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Beverly - Aug 11, 2013 6:11:24 pm PDT #2242 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I dream of shaded blue glass tile in the shower, dark to light, rising. And a blue-glass vessel sink.

Kitchen, butcher block counters, plain straight-front pale birch cabinets, and white or black appliances. I'd love stained concrete floors; failing that, terrazo.

My fridge in the old house was chocolate. I loved it! I've never seen another that color.


§ ita § - Aug 11, 2013 6:16:11 pm PDT #2243 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The wood is..blonde, Jesse? Glass panels on one side--badly planned. Sorry, but the side near the oven gets the food, the side further from the oven gets the dishes. So you can see my baking powder behind smoked glass.

Stone tile in the shower definitely makes this the best bathroom I've had in terms of appearance

This is another thing that swayed me. They're now refinishing floors in hardwood, and I wish I'd gotten that. My carpet is in dire need of professional help.


meara - Aug 11, 2013 6:16:26 pm PDT #2244 of 30000

as the item involves preaching in a church against GISHWHES and GISHWHESians.

I guess the question there becomes, how big does his audience have to be??

If my roommate agrees to stand-up paddleboarding lessons next week, I could work on the surfboards one, but so far she hasn't agreed.


Amy - Aug 11, 2013 6:53:53 pm PDT #2245 of 30000
Because books.

What about an internet minister and an outdoor church?


msbelle - Aug 11, 2013 7:04:13 pm PDT #2246 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I have the preacher one. I am writing up her "sermon" now.


DebetEsse - Aug 11, 2013 7:10:53 pm PDT #2247 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

meara, the audience does not need to be shown, as it's no more than a 30 second video.


le nubian - Aug 11, 2013 7:27:39 pm PDT #2248 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

One surfer on each of two surfboards, holding connected tin can telephones. Bonus points for style.

Debet, I can't help with this. Sorry about that. My boss is a surfer, but I don't think I can ask him this.


DebetEsse - Aug 11, 2013 7:35:13 pm PDT #2249 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

No worries. I understand. Really. t looks at items list You have no idea.


Lee - Aug 11, 2013 7:46:02 pm PDT #2250 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

A dog that looks like a wolf (or a wolf)

DebetEsse, what do you need for this one? If it's just a photo, I might be able to get it.


DebetEsse - Aug 11, 2013 7:58:21 pm PDT #2251 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

A photo in a GISHWHES t-shirt (like, made with a Sharpie is fine). Because nothing can ever be simple