The wood is..blonde, Jesse? Glass panels on one side--badly planned. Sorry, but the side near the oven gets the food, the side further from the oven gets the dishes. So you can see my baking powder behind smoked glass.

Stone tile in the shower definitely makes this the best bathroom I've had in terms of appearance

This is another thing that swayed me. They're now refinishing floors in hardwood, and I wish I'd gotten that. My carpet is in dire need of professional help.

as the item involves preaching in a church against GISHWHES and GISHWHESians.

I guess the question there becomes, how big does his audience have to be??

If my roommate agrees to stand-up paddleboarding lessons next week, I could work on the surfboards one, but so far she hasn't agreed.

What about an internet minister and an outdoor church?

I have the preacher one. I am writing up her "sermon" now.

meara, the audience does not need to be shown, as it's no more than a 30 second video.

One surfer on each of two surfboards, holding connected tin can telephones. Bonus points for style.

Debet, I can't help with this. Sorry about that. My boss is a surfer, but I don't think I can ask him this.

No worries. I understand. Really. t looks at items list You have no idea.

A dog that looks like a wolf (or a wolf)

DebetEsse, what do you need for this one? If it's just a photo, I might be able to get it.

A photo in a GISHWHES t-shirt (like, made with a Sharpie is fine). Because nothing can ever be simple

I sort of doubt I can do it, but let me see