2) when the raccoon apocalypse comes, what do we do to protect ourselves?
Let them have first dibs on the people food and hope they don't want anything more?
I'm totally down a rabbit hole here with these ASP numbers. $270k/day means every day 6000 people don't bother to move their cars. One estimate I read said there are about 4 million parking spaces in NYC, and only a tiny fraction are metered (meaning the rest are free with ASP restrictions). There are also about 3.5 million registered drivers' licenses in NYC. I have no idea how many cars get parked in garages, or how many people are driving around with our of state plates and licenses, but even if there are only 2 million cars looking for street parking every day, 6000 tickets isn't all that much!
he happened to notice a raccoon drag away a suitcase into the woods.
Well, how else is the raccoon going to take all his stuff on vacation?
Steph is nicer than I am. I think that raccoon is trying to bury the body.
Somehow, that has now become a suitcase full of cannoli in my head.
Don't deny raccoons decent luggage, people. Sheesh.
even if there are only 2 million cars looking for street parking every day, 6000 tickets isn't all that much!
Yeah, 6,000 sounded like a lot till you put it that way.
I ran out of energy, so I'm watching
Lilo & Stitch
for the first time.
Really, Amy? You are in for a treat!
I have realized that the depths of my idiocy are deeper than previously supposed and I cannot finish the really very basic household chore that I started and my brain is locking up on figuring out how to most easily fix the situation. Gah. OK, self, it doesn't have to be the best solution, it just has to be A solution. Go and do it.
bt,
raccoons sit on the heads of dogs to DROWN them?
Okay...I'm not sure I needed to know that.
raccoons sit on the heads of dogs to DROWN them?
Kangaroos are known for drowning dogs as well.
Really, Amy? You are in for a treat!
I thought I was emotionally prepared, but it turns out, not so much. ::blows nose again::
