Steph is nicer than I am. I think that raccoon is trying to bury the body.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - Mar 09, 2014 12:08:26 pm PDT #21863 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
-t - Mar 09, 2014 12:12:40 pm PDT #21864 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Somehow, that has now become a suitcase full of cannoli in my head.
Amy - Mar 09, 2014 12:14:09 pm PDT #21865 of 30000
Because books.
Don't deny raccoons decent luggage, people. Sheesh.
even if there are only 2 million cars looking for street parking every day, 6000 tickets isn't all that much!
Yeah, 6,000 sounded like a lot till you put it that way.
I ran out of energy, so I'm watching Lilo & Stitch for the first time.
billytea - Mar 09, 2014 12:18:10 pm PDT #21866 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
-t - Mar 09, 2014 12:18:21 pm PDT #21867 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Really, Amy? You are in for a treat!
I have realized that the depths of my idiocy are deeper than previously supposed and I cannot finish the really very basic household chore that I started and my brain is locking up on figuring out how to most easily fix the situation. Gah. OK, self, it doesn't have to be the best solution, it just has to be A solution. Go and do it.
le nubian - Mar 09, 2014 12:25:14 pm PDT #21868 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
bt,
raccoons sit on the heads of dogs to DROWN them?
Okay...I'm not sure I needed to know that.
billytea - Mar 09, 2014 12:30:46 pm PDT #21869 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
raccoons sit on the heads of dogs to DROWN them?
Kangaroos are known for drowning dogs as well.
Amy - Mar 09, 2014 1:39:00 pm PDT #21870 of 30000
Because books.
Really, Amy? You are in for a treat!
I thought I was emotionally prepared, but it turns out, not so much. ::blows nose again::
Steph L. - Mar 09, 2014 1:44:34 pm PDT #21871 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
OHANA MEANS FAMILY.
Amy - Mar 09, 2014 1:47:01 pm PDT #21872 of 30000
Because books.
Stop that right now. ::weeps::