Joyce: You don't think it's too obvious? I think I look like I have a cat on my head. Buffy: But a very well groomed cat. Joyce: Well that's a comfort.

'Bring On The Night'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Mar 06, 2014 7:28:27 am PST #21592 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Free money is always good, especially when it recognizes your hard work.

Our comp is structured so that for most people about 10% of your comp is discretionary bonus rather than salary. Which can be both good and bad, of course. It takes strong performance to get to 100%, and I've had DRs get nothing in the past when they weren't living up to expectations. And of course it's partially driven by how well the business did overall.


-t - Mar 06, 2014 7:37:24 am PST #21593 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

At this point I will probably just wind up submitting a post-it note that says "I am too awesomely busy to do this kind of corporate bullshit. Please give me my bonus now."

I wish I had the balls to actually do that, it would be accurate. Not in my very first haven't-even-been-here-a-full-year annual review, though.

I am told by my co-workers that my about-to-be-ex-manager is the only one who does self-evals, so maybe I won't have to do this next year...


hippocampus - Mar 06, 2014 7:55:16 am PST #21594 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

I think I may need to do some celebrating.

I think you should do 300% celebrating.

Consuela, I do not understand your ex(temp)boss at all, unless he is a giant idiot.

I think the meds are sufficiently worn off now. I used them well... went and read a review of a short story written by the Dorothy Parker of SF reviewing, figuring it would be less painful. And it was!


Consuela - Mar 06, 2014 8:02:35 am PST #21595 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

unless he is a giant idiot

SIGH. I can sympathize a bit, because it's a small firm and I'm fairly senior, so they have to be sure they'll have enough work. But the guy who drives most of the hiring is in Boulder, not SF, and doesn't seem to think they need me.

I'll survive, but it's a bit lowering. It's been a rough year or so, and it would be really nice to have someone be really excited to have me on board. But other than this contracting firm, I haven't even had a real interview since before Thanksgiving.


Jesse - Mar 06, 2014 8:57:29 am PST #21596 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Knitters! You can make little penguin sweaters to help little penguins omg. link


Jessica - Mar 06, 2014 9:55:09 am PST #21597 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Toy penguins:

[link]


Jessica - Mar 06, 2014 9:57:37 am PST #21598 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

This is fun - a co-worker and I are educating the rest of our team on fandom jargon. (I just Googled "exclamation point fandom" because I didn't want to link to our FAQ.) So far we've been through shipping, OTP, HSQ, Vampire!Willow, slash/gen/het, woobie...I'm running low on terms I can just pull out of my head. Any big ones we're missing?


Consuela - Mar 06, 2014 9:59:57 am PST #21599 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Adorable and very persistent dachsund: [link]


Consuela - Mar 06, 2014 10:02:07 am PST #21600 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

fanon, AU, High School AU, Always-an-X-AU, genderswap, mpreg, A/B/O (if you feel up to explaining it), OT3, apocafic, fix-it-fic, WNGWJLEO (which you don't see much anymore, I admit), ATG, dub-con...


Jessica - Mar 06, 2014 10:16:09 am PST #21601 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

fanon, AU, High School AU, Always-an-X-AU, genderswap, mpreg, A/B/O (if you feel up to explaining it), OT3, apocafic, fix-it-fic, WNGWJLEO (which you don't see much anymore, I admit), ATG, dub-con...

Perfect, thanks. Except I think the only people paying attention to the conversation anymore are me and the other fannish co-worker. Maybe we scared everyone off by telling them about rule 34?

(My other problem, of course, is distinguishing between fan jargon and Buffista jargon. I frequently can't remember which is which, and since I bitch about work here I want to keep the two separate...)