Whoopi
I caught her on a park bench, making out with a *chaos* demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers.
Spike ,'Sleeper'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
SuziQ - Mar 02, 2014 7:10:55 pm PST #21298 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
SuziQ - Mar 02, 2014 7:29:58 pm PST #21299 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I can't sleep. My foot is itching like crazy. I know it is all the mending that is going on, but I wish I could lotion it (was told NO LOTION by the doc) or massage it, which I know would actually hurt more than it would help. So instead I'm whining.
meara - Mar 02, 2014 8:00:24 pm PST #21300 of 30000
I also watched, and had thoughts. Ellen's first outfit was awful (weird blouse-tie and sparkly blue velvet blazer with black vest? NO). And so were several of her "jokes"--um, the thing about people voting for a film so they didn't seem racist? Less funny when it's (a) true and (b) they're racist.
Somehow, though, both the selfie picture and the pizza thing started out with me rolling my eyes and not finding it amusing, and then eventually thinking it was awesome. I dunno, maybe just the stars she pulled into it (taking Lupita's chapstick!) I'm wondering just how much of it was staged ahead of time (all of it? 90%? 75?). Though I was also thinking "Ellen, you're vegan. Is that pizza vegan? I think not!"
Burrell - Mar 02, 2014 8:03:15 pm PST #21301 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Yes, it was Whoopie. You should see it, Jilli. Definitely a Wicked Witch of the East reference. As for the blouse, the problem was pairing a blouse that looked like it was business attire with a formal strapless gown.
Hil R. - Mar 03, 2014 2:44:19 am PST #21302 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
You can see Whoopi's outfit at 15 here: [link]
Jessica - Mar 03, 2014 3:27:34 am PST #21303 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
As for the blouse, the problem was pairing a blouse that looked like it was business attire with a formal strapless gown.
It just didn't fit very well - everything looked weird and lumpy. But the shoes and tights were fantastic.
-t - Mar 03, 2014 4:10:31 am PST #21304 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
The scrambled egg waffle thing reheats just fine. Hooray new breakfast option for -t!
Steph L. - Mar 03, 2014 4:12:31 am PST #21305 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I'm having that embarrassing moment when I have to call my dentist and find out if my appointment is today or tomorrow, because I have it as today on my Google calendar, and tomorrow on the calendar in the kitchen.
And yes, they called last week to confirm my appointment, but when I realized the voicemail message was from them, I didn't listen to it past "We are calling to confirm your appointment next..." because I HAD WRITTEN IT DOWN.
Goooooo me.
Steph L. - Mar 03, 2014 4:14:44 am PST #21306 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Okay, it's today. They didn't even mock me for my inability to keep my calendars straight.
Theodosia - Mar 03, 2014 4:15:15 am PST #21307 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Heh. "A woman with two calendars is never sure what day it is."