Love Ellen normally, but some of her jokes are hitting me wrong.
Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.
'Help'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Mar 02, 2014 3:35:45 pm PST #21265 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Anne W. - Mar 02, 2014 3:36:26 pm PST #21266 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
I was thinking much the same thing, Lee. I'm cringing as much as I'm laughing.
Burrell - Mar 02, 2014 3:47:43 pm PST #21267 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Hated the preshow as well. But now that it's on, I've decided to put aside the grading and pour myself a lemondrop. Yum.
Amy - Mar 02, 2014 3:47:51 pm PST #21268 of 30000
Because books.
I think if you're in a shitty mood (I am) the whole thing really reeks of self-love and obscene excess. Where are the shows celebrating doctors and firefighters and teachers? Does anyone think about how much good could be done in L.A. alone with the money spent to produce this, not to mention the money spent on clothes and jewelry and limos?
I'm in a *really* bad mood, to be clear.
Hil R. - Mar 02, 2014 3:48:45 pm PST #21269 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Jared Leto's speech started out sweet, but odd, and then got weird.
Burrell - Mar 02, 2014 3:48:58 pm PST #21270 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I did like Ellen's Hunger Games line.
Burrell - Mar 02, 2014 3:51:24 pm PST #21271 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I think if you're in a shitty mood (I am) the whole thing really reeks of self-love and obscene excess.
Even in a good mood I can't help thinking that!
Ginger - Mar 02, 2014 3:57:51 pm PST #21272 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Does anyone think about how much good could be done in L.A. alone with the money spent to produce this, not to mention the money spent on clothes and jewelry and limos?
Or just with the $80,000 for each nominee's gift bag.
That is a very annoying Cadillac commercial. I suspect I'm not the target audience.
Steph L. - Mar 02, 2014 3:59:37 pm PST #21273 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I'm not watching, but my FB feed had 3 Jared Leto posts in a row (one of them was Hil's): "Interesting wardrobe choice by Jared Leto."; "Jared Leto's making me sniffle."; and "Jared Leto will never stop talking."
It made me laugh.
Connie Neil - Mar 02, 2014 4:02:01 pm PST #21274 of 30000
brillig
Is it the Cadillac commercial about how people who take 4 weeks of vacation don't want to succeed?