Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.

'Beneath You'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Mar 02, 2014 3:11:48 pm PST #21259 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I expected to see lot more red carpet posts by now.

Went for a run - not only did I not get hit with another reaction, I was able to actually keep running (slowly, but one thing at a time) through all the "free running" portions of the training. It's like I am actually improving my physical conditioning via this training.


Lee - Mar 02, 2014 3:14:37 pm PST #21260 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

GO -t!

I am watching the pre-show, and found both the twitter bit and the cadillac ad offensive. I maybe shouldn't be watching.


msbelle - Mar 02, 2014 3:22:30 pm PST #21261 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

yep - hating the pre-show.


Jesse - Mar 02, 2014 3:26:57 pm PST #21262 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Go -t!

I'm watching TAR, and will go back after for a little Oscars, but I am 100% not allowed to watch the whole thing. I have to go to bed early!


Ginger - Mar 02, 2014 3:27:08 pm PST #21263 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Pre-show person's white dress was extraordinarily ugly.


Jessica - Mar 02, 2014 3:32:02 pm PST #21264 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Even Ellen is rocking the blue-blazer-with-black-lapels look tonight!


Lee - Mar 02, 2014 3:35:45 pm PST #21265 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Love Ellen normally, but some of her jokes are hitting me wrong.


Anne W. - Mar 02, 2014 3:36:26 pm PST #21266 of 30000
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I was thinking much the same thing, Lee. I'm cringing as much as I'm laughing.


Burrell - Mar 02, 2014 3:47:43 pm PST #21267 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Hated the preshow as well. But now that it's on, I've decided to put aside the grading and pour myself a lemondrop. Yum.


Amy - Mar 02, 2014 3:47:51 pm PST #21268 of 30000
Because books.

I think if you're in a shitty mood (I am) the whole thing really reeks of self-love and obscene excess. Where are the shows celebrating doctors and firefighters and teachers? Does anyone think about how much good could be done in L.A. alone with the money spent to produce this, not to mention the money spent on clothes and jewelry and limos?

I'm in a *really* bad mood, to be clear.