Sex with robots is more common than most people think.

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Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


SuziQ - Feb 18, 2014 11:21:41 am PST #20347 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Brag ahead.

As a huge corporation, our company moves very slowly with the annual review process. Today I talked to my boss about my performance over the last year. I won't find out about the promotion he put me up for or any salary increase until some point in March.

He shared the feedback write up that is the basis for the promotion request which included the following...

She instills confidence quickly due to her clear knowledge of the cost and control tools. She mentors others and transfers knowledge within in the PM community. She is very much an exemplary project controls professional.

That last sentence. Damn. ::blush::.


hippocampus - Feb 18, 2014 11:22:34 am PST #20348 of 30000
not your mom's socks.

WOOOO Suzi!

I want to go to the Lego movie.


flea - Feb 18, 2014 11:24:16 am PST #20349 of 30000
information libertarian

We knew you were exemplary!

For those if you who miss my sister, here is a newly minted Nutty aphorism: "Anyway, I reserve broiling for things that are moist."


Burrell - Feb 18, 2014 11:26:40 am PST #20350 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

That's great Suzi, brag away!

flea, it sounds like you got a raw deal.

I am so dang tired, I can't find my motivation to grade, but it's not like I have a lot of choice on this one.


-t - Feb 18, 2014 11:30:57 am PST #20351 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I once had a sit-down meeting about whether or not there was toner in the closet.

Did you sit down in the closet with the toner (or where the toner should have been but was not)? Because that has a directness I can appreciate.


flea - Feb 18, 2014 11:36:59 am PST #20352 of 30000
information libertarian

No, we sat down in her office with the door closed to discuss whether or not there was toner in the closet (20 feet from her office), instead of just looking in the damned closet to see.


chrismg - Feb 18, 2014 11:39:13 am PST #20353 of 30000
"...and then Legolas and the Hulk destroy the entire Greek army." - Penny Arcade

finally get my wisdom teeth out

Yay, Jilli! Are you planning on putting them in a locket or choker?

I had all four out over winter break one year. Going back to college like that was fun.....(And I just realized, I have no idea what happened to the teeth. She may have just thrown them out.....)


Ginger - Feb 18, 2014 11:46:51 am PST #20354 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I know I've told this story before, but I had my wisdom teeth pulled when I was in college. One took a lot of teabag-biting and the like to stop bleeding, and I was feeling kind of queasy from swallowing blood. I was also out of books. I wandered down the dorm hall to find a book, and when I described what was going on, a friend said, "I have just the thing."

That's when I first read Dracula.


meara - Feb 18, 2014 11:50:45 am PST #20355 of 30000

. I was also out of books

My mother was telling me today about the time they accidentally left my sister at the park while they were in San Diego--she had apparently been sulking and went off to read her book on a park bench an didn't make the last bus when they thought she was on an earlier one. She then made several distraught phone calls to their hotel room, but they'd gone out to dinner! Eventually they went and got her.

My response was "it's a horror story--SHE ONLY HAD ONE BOOK!!"


shrift - Feb 18, 2014 12:02:47 pm PST #20356 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Go Suzi!

I need to power down soon and head to the airport, but on a mailing list, someone just asked if I ever wanted to repel. She meant "rappel" (there's another story there that Dana knows about) but I really want to respond back that I am interested in subscribing to her literature and would like more information on becoming repellant.