Zoe: Don't think it's a good spot, sir. She still has the advantage over us. Mal: Everyone always does. That's what makes us special.

'Serenity'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Juliebird - Aug 07, 2013 2:56:39 pm PDT #1744 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

We decided not to do our highly illegal deer cleaning. I am relieved and disappointed. Relieved that we now won't have any potential for extreme legal action. But man, I want those deer deader than ded. I also want a groundhog assassin. Fuck the hav-a-hart traps. Kill'm'all, I say.

I am so anti-nature at this point. Groundhogs and deer now seem to be a gague for my worthiness of holding shit to-fucking-gether.


Ginger - Aug 07, 2013 2:58:13 pm PDT #1745 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Deer are rats with long legs.


sarameg - Aug 07, 2013 3:11:46 pm PDT #1746 of 30000

I'm sorry, Burrell.

Today kept being today.

And the instrument from hell team is displeased we handled an operational issue...operationally. We broke something, but figured out what we broke and are going back to fix it. Um, that's why you are supposed to be looking at the data? And this was a procedural fuckup (because well, it's new. There was no procedure.) It's a part of the system they know nothing about. Why the hell would be consult them?

ANYWAY.


Amy - Aug 07, 2013 3:16:30 pm PDT #1747 of 30000
Because books.

East Coast old folks! Grease just started on AMC! They're singing "Summer Nights" right now!


Scrappy - Aug 07, 2013 3:17:09 pm PDT #1748 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I started the day testifying at a unemployment hearing,. I was then followed down the hall by an employee yelling at me "You're a liar. You are being paid to lie! I hope someone lies about your family!" *

  • I was not lying.


Aims - Aug 07, 2013 3:18:37 pm PDT #1749 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

You could be lying now.

Testifying at that stuff SUX. With a big ole capital SUCK. I'm so sorry you had to do that today.


Amy - Aug 07, 2013 3:27:12 pm PDT #1750 of 30000
Because books.

That is not a good day at work, Scrappy. Yikes.


le nubian - Aug 07, 2013 3:31:04 pm PDT #1751 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

what is an unemployment hearing?


Scrappy - Aug 07, 2013 3:40:19 pm PDT #1752 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

An employee who resigned applied for UI, saying she was fired. I had to go in and say, No, she actually resigned.


Jesse - Aug 07, 2013 3:41:35 pm PDT #1753 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ugh, that sounds terrible, Scrappy.

However, I will now lie about your family: Your family is ugly and unpleasant!