Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 07, 2013 2:11:03 pm PDT #1735 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

20 years ago I though "hooking up" meant "everything but", but now I take to mean sex. Of course, definitions of sex have also changed from "penis in vagina" to "mutual consenting orgasms", as well.


Amy - Aug 07, 2013 2:12:59 pm PDT #1736 of 30000
Because books.

::shakes cane::


Jesse - Aug 07, 2013 2:13:05 pm PDT #1737 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

What, Cowgirl of the OKCupid Plains?

I think now I would say "fooled around" for not-sex. Edit: Of course meaning p-in-v for "sex."


Calli - Aug 07, 2013 2:15:24 pm PDT #1738 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Fuck cancer. I'm sorry, Burrell.


Lee - Aug 07, 2013 2:16:02 pm PDT #1739 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

What Calli said.


le nubian - Aug 07, 2013 2:27:07 pm PDT #1740 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

the property manager and I had a 30 min rant telephone discussion about Time Warner and their poor service. She lives in a condo community where all of her neighbors are getting rid of TW because of poor service. Of course, I'm canceling tv as soon as I am able.

TW is fucking up really badly.


Strix - Aug 07, 2013 2:32:51 pm PDT #1741 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Sophia, I got about 2 pages into it and gave it up as a waste of my time. Whoever wrote it is clearly a misogynist, and thinks he's a hell of a lot smarter than he is...because he's an idiot. With really, REALLY awful writing and logic skills.

Trust me; you don't agree with him. It's not even rage-inducing, just sad and laughable.


-t - Aug 07, 2013 2:49:29 pm PDT #1742 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm so sorry, Burrell. Focusing on short-term good - whatever will make anything better for her and for you today and for the next few days - seems like a sound strategy for a little while, at least.

How does black market morphine compare?

Actually more expensive for a potentially ita effective weekly regimen.

Don't ask me how I know that.


Sophia Brooks - Aug 07, 2013 2:54:01 pm PDT #1743 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Thank you Strix! That is what I thought, but I thought maybeI was being dumb, because it just made my head hurt!


Juliebird - Aug 07, 2013 2:56:39 pm PDT #1744 of 30000
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

We decided not to do our highly illegal deer cleaning. I am relieved and disappointed. Relieved that we now won't have any potential for extreme legal action. But man, I want those deer deader than ded. I also want a groundhog assassin. Fuck the hav-a-hart traps. Kill'm'all, I say.

I am so anti-nature at this point. Groundhogs and deer now seem to be a gague for my worthiness of holding shit to-fucking-gether.