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Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Connie Neil - Aug 07, 2013 8:23:40 am PDT #1672 of 30000

brillig

I remember a chiropractor burbling at me about three $50 sessions a week (in a small Utah town back in the 90s) interspersed with two $30 massage therapy sessions a week--"And that's all anyone really needs to stay feeling great!"

I went to him twice a week for three weeks, I felt remarkable limber, my bank account became less limbers, and I gave him up. He then sold his practice and went back to Nepal "to gain more insight into his medical practice and help the locals."

le nubian - Aug 07, 2013 8:26:31 am PDT #1673 of 30000

"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Okay. I bought powerball tix. If I win I am sharing my largesse with buffistas.

Burrell - Aug 07, 2013 8:30:05 am PDT #1674 of 30000

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Crap. Just spoke with the surgeon. The surgery itself went fine, but ultimate prognosis is less rosy. Tumor has already returned. I am pretty bummed right now.

Sue - Aug 07, 2013 8:32:44 am PDT #1675 of 30000

hip deep in pie

Crap. I'm sorry, Burrell.

Burrell - Aug 07, 2013 8:33:58 am PDT #1676 of 30000

Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I knew it wasn't good when I saw the original tumor, but this is bad.

Jesse - Aug 07, 2013 8:38:32 am PDT #1677 of 30000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh no, Burrell. I'm so sorry.

aurelia - Aug 07, 2013 8:43:53 am PDT #1678 of 30000

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Damn, Burrell. I'm sorry.

WindSparrow - Aug 07, 2013 8:44:41 am PDT #1679 of 30000

Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

That sucketh mightily, Burrell.

JZ - Aug 07, 2013 8:45:45 am PDT #1680 of 30000

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, Burrell, I'm so sorry. There aren't enough words, or any right ones really.

aurelia - Aug 07, 2013 8:49:11 am PDT #1681 of 30000

All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

My doctor has scheduled me for an epidural tomorrow, in order to relax the muscles in my neck & shoulder.

I didn't realize they could do an epidural for neck/shoulder. Will you be numb from the neck down?

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