But just being in the presence of three highly-intelligent sub-six-year-olds is exhausting over the course of a day.
Unintelligent ones are worse, I assure you.
'Lineage'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
But just being in the presence of three highly-intelligent sub-six-year-olds is exhausting over the course of a day.
Unintelligent ones are worse, I assure you.
That sounds fun,'Suela, especially the Hot Wheels!
You know what? If I'm tired enough to want to go to sleep at 8:30, fuck it, I'm going to. YOLO.
Damn right, -t. Stick it to the man.
So I'm in my BFF's wedding on Sunday. And holy god, remind me to elope. Because if i had my way, all the tables would be bare and there would be none of this ridiculous "we are making centerpieces and things to go down the aisle and also welcome bags for everyone and bags for the kids during the wedding, and and and" Jesus. (Also, I luckily noticed the typo on the "itinerary" in the "welcome bags" that said the wedding was Saturday, not Sunday. Of course, that then meant we had to go back to Kinko's and reprint all of them (which was a whole other cluster). Aaaaagh. This is the sort of thing where I think "yes, I'm girly on the outside, but so not on the inside"
Yeah, I don't like this party favor biz.
The party IS the favor. We feed you cake! You show up. Party ensues. Go home!
Also, hire movers.
Or maybe that is just me. Waiting for the last goddamn load of laundry * in this house to finish.
Yeah, I don't like this party favor biz.
The party IS the favor. We feed you cake! You show up. Party ensues. Go home!
Miss Manners agrees with you. (As do I. But my mom had Very Strong Feelings about our wedding having favors, and since she contributed a significant amount of $, we capitulated and had them. But it was Godiva, already in tiny boxes, so all I had to do was pick them up at the store and tell Tim's nieces to set them at each dinner plate. And people thought it was awesome, because, hey, chocolate. But if it had been our own $, we would have skipped favors entirely.)
We had favors at our reception. We did Sharpies with our wedding date and the word "Permanent" printed on them.
I still have that sharpie. Those were awesome favors.
You know, once you get financially stable enough to own a house, you really should employ movers for the bulk of your goods. (Yes, there's often quite a few things that you may still want to move on your own, like plants, and Great-granma's fragile cut-crystal candelabra.)
(And indeed, the movers told me I saved an hours' worth of their expensive time by moving a bunch of small book boxes by myself before Moving Day, but that was me, in my spare time, being Cheap, and not obligating anyone else.)
Here's hoping the Actual Move will go smoothly!