No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jul 23, 2013 3:12:04 pm PDT #146 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Carlos Danger name generator:

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I'm Carlos Clandestine

And I love the correction note:

Correction, July 23, 2013: An earlier version of the Carlos Danger Name Generator suggested incorrectly that the Carlos Danger Name for Anthony Weiner is Armando Catastrophe. The Carlos Danger Name for Anthony Weiner is Carlos Danger.


bon bon - Jul 23, 2013 3:12:20 pm PDT #147 of 30000
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Your name is A Weiner. You earned a little Carlos Danger.


Jessica - Jul 23, 2013 3:13:19 pm PDT #148 of 30000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Aw man, DH is Benito Catastrophe. That's way better than mine!


Steph L. - Jul 23, 2013 3:13:22 pm PDT #149 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Carlos Danger name generator:

Eduardo Death, right here. Line up, ladies.


billytea - Jul 23, 2013 3:22:52 pm PDT #150 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Correction, July 23, 2013: An earlier version of the Carlos Danger Name Generator suggested incorrectly that the Carlos Danger Name for Anthony Weiner is Armando Catastrophe. The Carlos Danger Name for Anthony Weiner is Carlos Danger.

Curiously, my name is apparently Armando Catastrophe. (Ryan's is Manolo Peril. Oh, nice, my mother's maiden name turns up Maximiliano Scourge.)


billytea - Jul 23, 2013 3:23:54 pm PDT #151 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

My older brother is Raul Threat. That's strangely appropriate.


Amy - Jul 23, 2013 3:25:49 pm PDT #152 of 30000
Because books.

Make way. My name is JUAN KILL.


le nubian - Jul 23, 2013 3:27:11 pm PDT #153 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Who has the worst mayor right now: The good people of San Diego or the good people of Toronto?


SuziQ - Jul 23, 2013 3:30:40 pm PDT #154 of 30000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Narciso Sly here.

My foot hurts worse post cortisone shot now that the numbing agent has worn off. I'm applying heat and ice alternately hoping to get it to chill the crap out.


P.M. Marc - Jul 23, 2013 3:38:10 pm PDT #155 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I, too, am Carlos Clandestine.