Carlos Danger name generator:
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I'm Carlos Clandestine
And I love the correction note:
Correction, July 23, 2013: An earlier version of the Carlos Danger Name Generator suggested incorrectly that the Carlos Danger Name for Anthony Weiner is Armando Catastrophe. The Carlos Danger Name for Anthony Weiner is Carlos Danger.
Your name is A Weiner. You earned a little Carlos Danger.
Aw man, DH is Benito Catastrophe. That's way better than mine!
Carlos Danger name generator:
Eduardo Death, right here. Line up, ladies.
Correction, July 23, 2013: An earlier version of the Carlos Danger Name Generator suggested incorrectly that the Carlos Danger Name for Anthony Weiner is Armando Catastrophe. The Carlos Danger Name for Anthony Weiner is Carlos Danger.
Curiously, my name is apparently Armando Catastrophe. (Ryan's is Manolo Peril. Oh, nice, my mother's maiden name turns up Maximiliano Scourge.)
My older brother is Raul Threat. That's strangely appropriate.
Make way. My name is JUAN KILL.
Who has the worst mayor right now: The good people of San Diego or the good people of Toronto?
Narciso Sly here.
My foot hurts worse post cortisone shot now that the numbing agent has worn off. I'm applying heat and ice alternately hoping to get it to chill the crap out.
I, too, am Carlos Clandestine.