Correction, July 23, 2013: An earlier version of the Carlos Danger Name Generator suggested incorrectly that the Carlos Danger Name for Anthony Weiner is Armando Catastrophe. The Carlos Danger Name for Anthony Weiner is Carlos Danger.
Curiously, my name is apparently Armando Catastrophe. (Ryan's is Manolo Peril. Oh, nice, my mother's maiden name turns up Maximiliano Scourge.)
My older brother is Raul Threat. That's strangely appropriate.
Make way. My name is JUAN KILL.
Who has the worst mayor right now: The good people of San Diego or the good people of Toronto?
Narciso Sly here.
My foot hurts worse post cortisone shot now that the numbing agent has worn off. I'm applying heat and ice alternately hoping to get it to chill the crap out.
I, too, am Carlos Clandestine.
Santiago Verboten, people.
The Carlos Danger name for Carlos Danger is Benito Catastrophe.
Leandro Menace. DH was apparently Sandro Trouble, which works pretty well.
I think I'm trapping myself in an iterative loop. Eta: Ah, got a repeat: Luis Menace.