I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?

Willow ,'Showtime'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


meara - Dec 05, 2013 11:26:40 am PST #13798 of 30000

Job interview in Barbados? That sounds pretty sweet!

I am annoyed at companies that constantly give huge discounts, until I decide it's time to buy, then I can't find one. But since I know they've offered 30% off two days ago, I'm then like "no, I want 30% off too!"


Hil R. - Dec 05, 2013 11:30:18 am PST #13799 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My dad called, and he said that my mom's tests all came back OK, so she's probably going home pretty soon.


Dana - Dec 05, 2013 11:31:29 am PST #13800 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Good news, Hil.


Connie Neil - Dec 05, 2013 11:32:21 am PST #13801 of 30000
brillig

I never gloated about 97 degrees or more. That's too hot for me. Don't want to live in a place with a 100-degree temperature range!


tommyrot - Dec 05, 2013 11:36:51 am PST #13802 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is fun:

King James Programming

A randomly-generated mashup of the King James Bible and a computer programming text.

Abstractly, we can imagine that the values used for test-divisor should not be made manifest; neither any thing hid, that shall not be as it becometh the gospel of Christ.

Possibly my fave:

And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, designing the remainder of the result of the procedure application when the formal parameters of the procedure have the body and blood of the bullock, and put it on a candlestick, that they which are accounted to tradition and I will stain all began of David, king in Jerusalem.

Or this:

For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even mention “classes” or “inheritance.”


sarameg - Dec 05, 2013 11:48:47 am PST #13803 of 30000

NPR just announced that Nelson Mandela has died.

The announcer sounded like she was choking up.


msbelle - Dec 05, 2013 11:51:12 am PST #13804 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

oh no. no no no.


Jessica - Dec 05, 2013 11:51:18 am PST #13805 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I was just coming to post that.


Steph L. - Dec 05, 2013 11:53:27 am PST #13806 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, man.

t edit Wow, he was 95? I didn't realize that.


Jessica - Dec 05, 2013 11:54:42 am PST #13807 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Uh-oh - someone at NBC hit the "publish" button a little too soon:

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Screenshot in case they've fixed it by now