Both upstairs cats glommed RIGHT onto heating vent: check.
Thanks for bogarting the office heat, fuzzy assholes!
Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master. Bator.
Xander ,'Lessons'
Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Dec 05, 2013 11:10:33 am PST #13793 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Theodosia - Dec 05, 2013 11:13:19 am PST #13794 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
In passing I noted that Jim Cantore of the Weather Channel is in Dallas in anticipation of an historic ice storm... my rule is, if you see him within a hundred miles of you, evacuate to high ground immediately.
Nora Deirdre - Dec 05, 2013 11:14:01 am PST #13795 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Nora, the cold front is hitting us today, so don't gloat too long. But the good news is that in about a week, it will be back up to 70.
Yeah, it was pretty cold last week, but that was still in the 50s, so. I'll take it.
Nora Deirdre - Dec 05, 2013 11:15:29 am PST #13796 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Oh, Teppy, check it out! [link]
(you probably know about it, and since Keller's name is attached, it probably costs more than gold, which is also gluten free, so.)
Steph L. - Dec 05, 2013 11:20:50 am PST #13797 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I've heard Keller's Cup4Cup flour is good...but costs more than gold. Some GF websites have tried to reverse-engineer it into its component flours by percentage so you can make your own, but if I tried that, the results would be horrific.
AND HILARIOUS.
meara - Dec 05, 2013 11:26:40 am PST #13798 of 30000
Job interview in Barbados? That sounds pretty sweet!
I am annoyed at companies that constantly give huge discounts, until I decide it's time to buy, then I can't find one. But since I know they've offered 30% off two days ago, I'm then like "no, I want 30% off too!"
Hil R. - Dec 05, 2013 11:30:18 am PST #13799 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
My dad called, and he said that my mom's tests all came back OK, so she's probably going home pretty soon.
Dana - Dec 05, 2013 11:31:29 am PST #13800 of 30000
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
Good news, Hil.
Connie Neil - Dec 05, 2013 11:32:21 am PST #13801 of 30000
brillig
I never gloated about 97 degrees or more. That's too hot for me. Don't want to live in a place with a 100-degree temperature range!
tommyrot - Dec 05, 2013 11:36:51 am PST #13802 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This is fun:
A randomly-generated mashup of the King James Bible and a computer programming text.
Abstractly, we can imagine that the values used for test-divisor should not be made manifest; neither any thing hid, that shall not be as it becometh the gospel of Christ.
Possibly my fave:
And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, designing the remainder of the result of the procedure application when the formal parameters of the procedure have the body and blood of the bullock, and put it on a candlestick, that they which are accounted to tradition and I will stain all began of David, king in Jerusalem.
Or this:
For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even mention “classes” or “inheritance.”