Zoe: Uh huh. River, honey? He's putting the hair away now. River: It'll still be there... waiting.

'Jaynestown'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Nov 23, 2013 3:13:48 pm PST #12768 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, the Phillips head is a good idea. There are way too many choices, and it is too hard to sort through them! Oy vey.


§ ita § - Nov 23, 2013 3:16:43 pm PST #12769 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's maybe different because we were drinking too, but I swear I've seen it in the US too--parents using their kids as bartenders? Maybe not mixing fancy drinks, but opening wine, pouring beer and champagne properly, mixing liquor+chaser--we'd be asked to do that just like we'd be asked to get guests water or anything else to drink, and sometimes when my parents were feeling lazy we'd do it for them when there's no company.

So she could use it for that! If they're stuck in the wilderness, but her mother still wants a Pinot Grigio--she'll be Girl Guide prepared.


-t - Nov 23, 2013 3:17:04 pm PST #12770 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Have you already decided between Victorinox and Wenger?


Jesse - Nov 23, 2013 3:25:05 pm PST #12771 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

(a) It's a boy cousin, (b) Wegner?


§ ita § - Nov 23, 2013 3:27:17 pm PST #12772 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, yes. Boy cousins. I forget people have those.


Jesse - Nov 23, 2013 3:27:40 pm PST #12773 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

In the real world, I think I'm going to walk to the fancy smoke/gift shop around the corner and see if they sell any, and then pick from those.


Jesse - Nov 23, 2013 3:28:32 pm PST #12774 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh, yes. Boy cousins. I forget people have those.

Me too! He's my only one on both sides, including my generation and their kids. Oh wait, there is a boy child of a first cousin of mine in California. See? I forget!


-t - Nov 23, 2013 3:34:57 pm PST #12775 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Just curious. They have pretty much the same (multitudinous) offerings, I think.

Man, I used to love selling swiss army knives. So many fiddly options to choose between.

I know my mom was taught to make martinis for my grandfather, although in our house bartending consisted of getting my dad a beer from the fridge (which we certainly did very young). Just not a cocktail kind of household. I feel like people mention that kind of things in a "ha, ha, of course we don't do that" tone these days.

And I realize that I have never taken the legal drinking age seriously, that's just the culture I grew up in, so maybe you shouldn't listen to me on corkscrews appropriateness.


Jesse - Nov 23, 2013 3:36:49 pm PST #12776 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I wish I could get one that wasn't ginormous with scissors, phillips head, and a corkscrew, but I think that is not possible.


Tom Scola - Nov 23, 2013 3:40:57 pm PST #12777 of 30000
They pay me in WOIMS

Take a look at Leatherman tools, Jesse.