Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Zoe ,'Serenity'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jul 23, 2013 1:43:51 pm PDT #126 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

She doesn't have an Indian one that's exclusively vegetarian, and I don't want to choose one that's like half full of recipes we won't use.

Couldn't you substitute something like Seitan for a lot of the meaty recipes?


Hil R. - Jul 23, 2013 1:44:10 pm PDT #127 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I thought it was safe to put back into my facebook newsfeed someone that I'd removed from it after the Trayvon Martin stuff. Apparently not.


Toddson - Jul 23, 2013 1:44:48 pm PDT #128 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the internet ....


Hil R. - Jul 23, 2013 1:46:09 pm PDT #129 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

She thinks it would be easier for people to forget that Obama was half black if he'd just stop talking about race so much, and wants to know why he doesn't identify with his Caucasian half as proudly as he does his black half.


Dana - Jul 23, 2013 1:56:20 pm PDT #130 of 30000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I had to find out what was going on when my Twitter feed started making Carlos Danger jokes without any context.


billytea - Jul 23, 2013 1:58:31 pm PDT #131 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Because the name "Carlos Danger" is PURE GOLD.

Oddly, I now want to procure a pet tortoise and name it that.


Consuela - Jul 23, 2013 2:09:04 pm PDT #132 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I now want to procure a pet tortoise and name it that.

We used to have an Argentine Red-Footed tortoise we called Lust, because he would molest the luggage and any footstools he could reach.

But behavior I find off-putting in a tortoise is really unacceptable in any kind of public figure.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 23, 2013 2:14:38 pm PDT #133 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

But behavior I find off-putting in a tortoise is really unacceptable in any kind of public figure.

I don't think I have ever changed my tagline, but I thinkI have found a new one!


Dana - Jul 23, 2013 2:14:59 pm PDT #134 of 30000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Already COMMed!


billytea - Jul 23, 2013 2:15:05 pm PDT #135 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

We used to have an Argentine Red-Footed tortoise we called Lust, because he would molest the luggage and any footstools he could reach.

If you'd had an elephant seal he could have been molesting Volkswagen Beetles.