Mal: You want to tell me how come there's a statue of you here looking at me like I owe him something? Jayne: Wishing I could, Captain.

'Jaynestown'


Natter 72: We Were Unprepared for This  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Jul 23, 2013 1:56:20 pm PDT #130 of 30000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I had to find out what was going on when my Twitter feed started making Carlos Danger jokes without any context.


billytea - Jul 23, 2013 1:58:31 pm PDT #131 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Because the name "Carlos Danger" is PURE GOLD.

Oddly, I now want to procure a pet tortoise and name it that.


Consuela - Jul 23, 2013 2:09:04 pm PDT #132 of 30000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

I now want to procure a pet tortoise and name it that.

We used to have an Argentine Red-Footed tortoise we called Lust, because he would molest the luggage and any footstools he could reach.

But behavior I find off-putting in a tortoise is really unacceptable in any kind of public figure.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 23, 2013 2:14:38 pm PDT #133 of 30000
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

But behavior I find off-putting in a tortoise is really unacceptable in any kind of public figure.

I don't think I have ever changed my tagline, but I thinkI have found a new one!


Dana - Jul 23, 2013 2:14:59 pm PDT #134 of 30000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Already COMMed!


billytea - Jul 23, 2013 2:15:05 pm PDT #135 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

We used to have an Argentine Red-Footed tortoise we called Lust, because he would molest the luggage and any footstools he could reach.

If you'd had an elephant seal he could have been molesting Volkswagen Beetles.


Amy - Jul 23, 2013 2:16:55 pm PDT #136 of 30000
Because books.

I just correctly answered a question on Jeopardy because I learned it on Angel. Yay.


Steph L. - Jul 23, 2013 2:21:57 pm PDT #137 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I just correctly answered a question on Jeopardy because I learned it on Angel. Yay.

Please to share?


le nubian - Jul 23, 2013 2:22:37 pm PDT #138 of 30000
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I guess we are to understand that Anthony Weiner lived on Carlos Way and had a dog named Danger?


Amy - Jul 23, 2013 2:22:49 pm PDT #139 of 30000
Because books.

The Boxer Rebellion!